Passing a urine test!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Marijuana Growing' started by maccaroni, Feb 11, 2007.

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    maccaroni

    maccaroni Active Member

    I got a urine test in less then a week!!! anyone got any tips i know some but wana know what you all think about it............
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    Celticman

    Celticman Well-Known Member

    smuggle some clean urine in.

    Celticman
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    pashypash

    pashypash Active Member

    from what i have gatherd after spending my money on detox drinks,is that they contain massive amounts of vitamins.now i am no pro.thats what mogie,widow maker and potroast are for,but i may have a plausible fix.i tried vale 4x & instant acting by puriclean.heres a little break down.


    vale 4x instant acting
    vitamin c-50 mg-83% vitamin c-60 mg-100%
    thiamin-50 mg 3333% thiamin-40 mg-2667 %
    riboflavin 50 mg-2941% riboflavin-40 mg-2353%
    niacin 50 mg-250 % vitamin b6-40 mg-2000%
    vitamin b6 -50 mg- 2500 % vitamin b12-100mcg-1667%
    vitamin b12-50 mcg-833%
    d calcium-pantothenic acid 50 mg- 500 %

    now of course they do contain various other vitamins,but not in excesssive doses.i would say if its your only option,try this method.the body can only expell these vitamins through urine,just as with the detox drinks. so try not to smoke like a day or two b4.then the day of,drink lots of water-cranberry juice.take some womens vitamins(womens have more of these high doses than mens but check the box b4 purchase) like two hours b4 testing and try to pee a few times like three or four(untill pee is golden in color)that means your body is pushing out these vitamins.the gastrointestinal juices should break down the pills within an hour if you dont have much food in your stomach.when they break down the body will do its work by expelling these vitamins through urine thus producing the same effect as the detox drink.good luck,and only try this method if in despair.i have never done this but by reading through the detox drink ingriedients it seems "plausible" !haha mythbusters !and if by chance you use this method b sure to let me know how it went.again good luck and get to flushing. cranberry juice is better than water as it contains many vitamins and minerals.
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    pashypash

    pashypash Active Member

    from what i have gatherd after spending my money on detox drinks,is that they contain massive amounts of vitamins.now i am no pro.thats what mogie,widow maker and potroast are for,but i may have a plausible fix.i tried vale 4x & instant acting by puriclean.heres a little break down.


    vale 4x instant acting
    vitamin c-50 mg-83% vitamin c-60 mg-100%
    thiamin-50 mg 3333% thiamin-40 mg-2667 %
    riboflavin 50 mg-2941% riboflavin-40 mg-2353%
    niacin 50 mg-250 % vitamin b6-40 mg-2000%
    vitamin b6 -50 mg- 2500 % vitamin b12-100mcg-1667%
    vitamin b12-50 mcg-833%
    d calcium-pantothenic acid 50 mg- 500 %

    now of course they do contain various other vitamins,but not in excesssive doses.i would say if its your only option,try this method.the body can only expell these vitamins through urine,just as with the detox drinks. so try not to smoke like a day or two b4.then the day of,drink lots of water-cranberry juice.take some womens vitamins(womens have more of these high doses than mens but check the box b4 purchase) like two hours b4 testing and try to pee a few times like three or four(untill pee is golden in color)that means your body is pushing out these vitamins.the gastrointestinal juices should break down the pills within an hour if you dont have much food in your stomach.when they break down the body will do its work by expelling these vitamins through urine thus producing the same effect as the detox drink.good luck,and only try this method if in despair.i have never done this but by reading through the detox drink ingriedients it seems "plausible" !haha mythbusters !and if by chance you use this method b sure to let me know how it went.again good luck and get to flushing. cranberry juice is better than water as it contains many vitamins and minerals.again best of luck to you !
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    pashypash

    pashypash Active Member

    again,sorry for double posting ! i hope i didnt piss anyone off by doing so.i had typed that entry three times b 4 i could get it to show.i kept getting logged off.again i hope if you try it, it works.please let us know.it would save so many people so much money ! i also had posted the instant acting dosages but they did not show.but not to worry,they are very similar to the vale 4x ingredients.
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    stinky

    stinky Active Member

    The theory behind those detox vitamins, is they contain a bunch of stuff that super exites your system and provides you with tons of energy so your body doesnt burn fat for about 2 hours while you go get the test. Fat containing the THC, i think they work ok if you follow directions perfectly, but getting some artificial urine is probably more productive.
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    cyphercrash

    cyphercrash Well-Known Member

    Buddy of mine swears by the above method, but he adds drink, or eat alot of vinegar too
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    Scepter1987

    Scepter1987 Well-Known Member

    Ok, so my buddy that works at wal-mart says they pee tested him because he was going to get a promotion and he was kinda worried and his buddy told him to go to walmart, in the sporting goods section, there are tablets called, "Water Purification Tablets" he said to take 3 of these things and eat them like pills about 2 hours before your test. He said he passed the pee test and they even sent it to the labs, but he didnt get the promotion because his record was no good... lol oh well huh? Worth a shot, i figure it is cheap and easy and he swears it worked and his buddy says it works for him all the time... Peace.

    SCEPTER


    EDIT: Also saw this on a site i just looked at, this sounds better, i would try this one...



    "
    I had to pass a pee test to get my job....this is a guaranteed fix....cuz I did it and it worked. You can buy those water purification tablets at Wal-Mart. Take two of them and let them soak in a full cup of water until they dissolve. Drink it pretty quick. Drink it about 2-3 hours before you have to go test. Start dissolving the tablets way before that cuz they take a couple hours to dissolve completely. After you drink it, continue drinking a crapload of water, nonstop until after you test. You'll probably keep peeing for the rest of the day. lol I got the idea from this dude who's on parole who smokes weed and he has to pass a test, so I figure if he's risking his freedom on this working then it must have to work. And it did. I smoked a hooter the day before I went to test. Not the day of though....so don't push it lol."



    Saw it on Yahoo Questions...
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    sheskunk

    sheskunk Well-Known Member

    Put 2 drops of visine in the sample.
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    Scepter1987

    Scepter1987 Well-Known Member

    How do you figure that would work?
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    sheskunk

    sheskunk Well-Known Member

    It just does.
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    Scepter1987

    Scepter1987 Well-Known Member

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    sheskunk

    sheskunk Well-Known Member


    I'm a farm girl not a lab tech. I just remember hearing it somewhere. I guess the best way to pass a drug test is to study. That means, NO DRUGS.
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    SiLENT

    SiLENT Active Member

    I Just recently got out of trouble my passing my previous drug screen.

    What I did was take the brand of detoxification called "Sonne's #7"

    Take 2 times a day, a week previous to the test. Once in the mornin, once at dinner time.

    You'll be clean ;)

    Sonnes number 7 is CHEAP too!
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    farmer.joe

    farmer.joe Well-Known Member

    1 week detox, Saunas ,sweating exercise plenty of water vitimans(fruitjuice) if in despair maybe laxitives and water for a day or two or something.
    Really there isnt a way to get it out of your blood so quick(blood transfusion) but to get rid of it enough to be able to say you were "passive smoking at a party" should be sufficient. deny all knowledge but a hippy friend whom you havent seen for years just turned up out the blue for a birthday or something thats the only possability of cannabis to be in your system, also if you choose to use someone elses then make sure they are not preegnant or youll be chased down by the men in white!
    cheers.
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    Godkas

    Godkas Well-Known Member

    If you've got a couple bucks theres a company that puts out a product called urine luck. its a bottle of lab synthetic urine with correct protine structure color and comes with a hand warmer to insure 95-98ish degree pee.
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    Troglart

    Troglart Well-Known Member

    i recently just passed a drug test with many more random screens to go and i didnt use any detox or vinegar or anything, i may of just been lucky but here is what i did.

    When you get tested pee a little before you pee in the cup, halfway through your pee start in the cup, go over to the sink and dilute the pee with warm water, what ever you do, dont pour out any of your pee because you need all the protein and w/e other minerals are in your pee, I might have just been lucky, I had smoked the day before I got the test and I passed it, I still believe I got lucky though, but if you have it so it still looks a bit yellow but its pretty cleared up, the THC shouldn't show up, and I don't know how well they drug test in jail, but im pretty sure they don't use the walgreens drug tests in there.

    If your wondering what I did to get in jail, I was caught stealing a bunch of crap from a small gas station, and if your wondering what I stole, 2 packs of gum, lighter fluid, and an energy drink, I have big pockets.
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    heymo85

    heymo85 Well-Known Member

    the drinks are only like $50 at GNC but they do work!!!!!!!all these home remedies no fuck that just buy a drink.good post pashy....what the fuck is a pash pashy?
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    pashypash

    pashypash Active Member

    thanks man !pash started off as a joke.now it has taken on a life of its own.
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    heymo85

    heymo85 Well-Known Member


    yea yea i kinda know what u mean i was born steven but ive been called mo my whole life...cant figure out why tho.

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