paranoid thoughts before harvest...

Dislexicmidget2021

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Lol ,I probably had the most paranoid harvest last year.Just about 2 weeks before the buds were fully mature,I chopped all 6 that I had growing.Not because of the choppers constantly flying over and nearby.I woke up hearing someones dog barking as though it were tracking up to my property and I immediately went into damage control mode,the barking I heard was maybe 2 houses away from mine, each on 5 acre plots,my overly paranoid ass freaked, as soon as I woke up I go running outside and franticaly cut all of them down storing them in my dry closet,I thought the cops were on my property and a complete lapse of logic took place upon waking.Afterwards,I look to where the barking was still coming from and of course it was my stupid neighbor who is a retired cop,training one of his buddies canine units in his yard.Relieved the dog wasnt on my property,I still felt pretty dumb,at least the bud from the plants turned out really good.It still but would have been better if I would have simply looked for the barking of the dog before anything else....
 

Silly String

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I get more paranoid in late August, when the outdoor gals are huge, and super smelly (LST sativas, in 5 gallon pots to supposedly keep 'em small). I had sweet smelling lillies blooming all over the place, 2 tomato plants next to every pot plant, and an orange trumpet vine that surrounded the patio.

But still, I was nervous. I made paper mache' tomatoes, and hung a lot from every plant. It helped my nerves, as they DID NOT look like weed, even from 10 feet away. But the smell was a dead giveaway to anyone in the know.

Indoor grows, I don't worry about. I close the blinds, and burn candles when I trim, (only at night), when there's little chance of someone dropping by.

Take a breath, and harness that paranoia to disguise your grow more, so you'll feel better.
 

clownfreak9000

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Lol why paranoid? I have grown on my front deck before in a bucket... wanna talk paranoid try having a bush hiddin 5 feet away from the door, then my freind you can be paranoid...but then agian i get told alot i got tony montana balls? I think it means cuz i dont care and cops dont scare me.
 
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