One Of The Funniest Things I Have Ever Heard

My friend told me this story recently about him that I thought I should share with the world.. I'm gonna write it as though i'm him to make it easier to tell..


So i'm walking in the woods one day , stoned off my ass. We're walkin down a trail in the woods to go swimming. I'm having a good time it's been a good day when all of a sudden I look up the trail and there is a mound about a foot high of individually wrapped saltine crackers! I'm jumpin for joy I fuckin love these crackers! Not only that im fuckin hungry i just smoked a fatty. I run over to the pile and grabbed a handful of them. That was about the time my day got bad. Turns out there was only one layer of saltine crackers , under it... a huge pile of shit.


I thought it was funny. Just picture yourself stoned finding that.

lol that's funny, but who really goes to eat saltine crackers (even if they're wrapped)off the ground in the middle of the woods haha.

somebody who is really high lol

did you or him really find saltine crackers? i would probably eat them if they were still wrapped!

ya he found them. it just looked like a huge mound of crackers when it was really only one layer of crackers and the rest was dog shit

ghengiskhan said:

lol that's funny, but who really goes to eat saltine crackers (even if they're wrapped)off the ground in the middle of the woods haha.

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who would take the time to pile up the shit and cover with crackers....... probably a stoner

too funny, wtf with crackers

hilarioius!

hahah yea, but somebody played a fucked up joke. i can imagine his face while he picks up the crackers with shit smeared hands

sb101 said:

hahah yea, but somebody played a fucked up joke. i can imagine his face while he picks up the crackers with shit smeared hands

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runnin around the woods with your hands all covered in dookie....finger painting the trees with shit...lol

hahahaha great i'm glad i subscribed to this, even if it is disgusting

ever think its funny how everything that IS funny is disgusting, hurtful, or mean?

sb101 said:

hahahaha great i'm glad i subscribed to this, even if it is disgusting

ever think its funny how everything that IS funny is disgusting, hurtful, or mean?

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such true words.

ya but now DR. SMELLYFINGER will never be the same