northerncaligrown
Well-Known Member
so a man goes to the beach with his dog( or not) for the day. on his way to the water he see's a girl crying. he approaches her to ask why. what's the matter he asks? (she has no arms or legs) i've never been hugged before. she says. so he hugs her and then goes his way. later on while playing fetch with his dog he spots the young lady crying again. he ask. what's wrong? she responds, i never been kissed, so he kisses her then goes his way. finally after the man returns from a jog, he once again spots her in tears. so again he approaches. what seems to be the problem now he asks? i've never been fucked before, so he says okay. then picks her up and throws here into an on coming wave! NOW YOUR FUCKED! he says 
