OH $hit!

great story. so i was driving back from work just now and got done smoking a bowl with my co-worker and im just driving minding my own buisness and then when i go to turn into my neighborhood i look in my rearview and see a cops blinking lights behind me. sooo................




i think oh shit im screwed and turn my blinker on to go into my neighbor hood then realize i dont have my liscense and my seatbelt is off. ..... screwed even more.... then i make the turn into my neighborhood and he stays straight....
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what? i was so scared i couldnt think of words not alone converse them especially to a officer of the "law"....

what would you have thought? frankly i think i almost had a heart attack!

You dodged a bullet! => => Bang Bang!

If they had have pulled you, you'd have been fucked.

Whenever driving always have some gum (minty) handy if you've been smoking... maybe a little cologne too.

The gum works in two ways, first it freshens your breath, and second it stimulates your mind making it more active.

The cologne is to mask any odours on your clothes.

Always wear your seatbelt. Never, ever, ever get as nervous as you just told me you did. Always remember that you have done nothing wrong. act slightly irritated, but not enough to piss them off.

I have a lot of experience in dealing with the old bill.

Dude I'm not tryin to be a jerk, but if he would have gotten pulled over they would have shipped his ass. That stuff does nothing to hide odor from a cop because they don't smoke. They can smell that shit a mile away. Especially seeing as how he just put out a bowl.

^^^^They wouldnt have shipped him. As long as he didnt have anything on him he was fine. They would have given him a court date to show he has a liscense or just gave him a fine. You can tell the cops you smoked 100 pounds as long as you dont have anything on you.

I guess thats the question then....

Did he have anything on him?

you sould of just shot the cop and headed for mexico

NO GROW said:

^^^^They wouldnt have shipped him. As long as he didnt have anything on him he was fine. They would have given him a court date to show he has a liscense or just gave him a fine. You can tell the cops you smoked 100 pounds as long as you dont have anything on you.

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But if you are high and driving, they can give you a DUI Other Substance.

im not trying to poop on any1 party here, but why smoke before you drive anyway? i mean its not like it takes long to get to where going then smoke it up. why risk it?

primeralives said:

you sould of just shot the cop and headed for mexico

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nothing a good rampage wouldnt solve

it wasnt like hey im gonna go driving. i got an offer from a friend and took it then i had to drive the 2 miles home to get ready for work.

matthew1988 said:

it wasnt like hey im gonna go driving. i got an offer from a friend and took it then i had to drive the 2 miles home to get ready for work.

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^^^ that confuses me.
you say "it wasnt like hey im going to go driving", but right after that you say you got an offer and smoked knowing that you had to drive to get ready for work.
seems like i read somewhere that something like 90% of all car crashes happen within 2 miles of your home. and something like 98% of all kids that are hit by cars are hit within 2 blocks of thier home.
i just dont see the point in running that risk.

yea true. hah i guess i shouldnt really post things when i am stoned haha they dont ever make much sense.