Official "Hipster" Thread. Click here if you are a hipster!

ODanksta

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For those of you who don't know what a hipster us

I've found that they're just people who had such an easy life that they actually look for shit to complain about.. first world problems and such. Fuck every one of you hipsters.
Fuck me, I might be a hipster, except for the coffee shit..

likes pbr
No facebook
support local brews
likes pbr
likes trader joes
has facial hair
doesn't have any fashion sense
wears camo crocks
likes pbr
girl friend has dreads

does this make me a "hipster"?
 

MustangStudFarm

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http://www.quizrocket.com/hipster-quiz

Not a Hipster
You are not a hipster and that is a-okay with you. Sure you may appreciate a good pair of skinny jeans, or a knit cap on a chilly day, but overall, you like being part of mainstream society and don't appreciate these stupid hipsters judging you for it!

I was going to say something about the skiny jeans!!! I seriously thought that it was gay fashion, as in a huge flammer... I tried on a pair of Levi's, unaware of the fashion change, and I seriously thought that I put on women's jeans. The inseam of the legs were twisted so that it would make your butt twist with every step. The thighs and butt were very tight, nothing like the baggy Levis from the 90's... Shit, atleast give me some boot cut. Cant find normal fucking jeans anymore!!!
 

Aeroknow

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I was going to say something about the skiny jeans!!! I seriously thought that it was gay fashion, as in a huge flammer... I tried on a pair of Levi's, unaware of the fashion change, and I seriously thought that I put on women's jeans. The inseam of the legs were twisted so that it would make your butt twist with every step. The thighs and butt were very tight, nothing like the baggy Levis from the 90's... Shit, atleast give me some boot cut. Cant find normal fucking jeans anymore!!!
levi's 569's. They are getting harder and harder to find. I don't think I could even fit my feet through them lame ass skinny jeans.
The lamest is skaters these days wearing them tight pants. :roll:
 

bu$hleaguer

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Lately I've been wearing skinny Capri pants. I don't have a pic of me in them but check me out in my favorite jean shorts!!

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testiclees

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tumblr_nna3ewnj6P1qjerooo1_1280.jpg tumblr_nttgbs5icH1uz7hlho2_1280.jpg i get a great laugh out of some of tbe silly ironic shit. I feel privileged that i came up in a time of less consumer pressure and seminal music genius.

BUT the ladies back then huge hairy bushes but no pits....i love the hairy pit hipster girls.

And they do have at least some super crafty music as well.
 
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