Obama arrives at White House

Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
Authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, "Excellent trade, sir."

LOL I laughed

That would be a pretty good trade, you can at least make the pigs look good with lipstick.