Nothing dumber than a flat earther

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RetiredGuerilla

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NrthrnMichigan said:
This person obviously has a flat head screw loose somewhere.
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Why are you viewing threads about residents smelling MJ? HA !!! :joint::lol: "10-4 ...um 321 ...Got a complaint of marijuana odor coming from apt. J-24. Will attempt to make contact with residents" ...Roger that 538...over.. :clap:
 
farmerfischer

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NrthrnMichigan said:
This person obviously has a flat head screw loose somewhere.
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I try to be a open minded person, but some things I just can't wrap my head aROUND... I listen and read this shit all the time trying to understand flatearthers minds ... most fall back on religion as there proof.. it's God's design .. I'm not a Christian man but I like some of the values the stories try to instill ... I've read the bible here there and I don't recall a flat earth mentioned or a round one at that.. technically earth is an egg...lol..
 
MichiganMedGrower

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RetiredGuerilla said:
WRONG: They do this to protect you. An enemy or prankster could easily call the utility company and give them your Name and Addy and have your shit cut off. It's obvious you live with mommy in the basement growing spindly buds under 24 watt CFL's LMAO. Hope you don't get headache from miracle grow.
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Lol. People here know me kid.

But you are right someone could cancel my power co op membership. Except they will send out a cancellation form first. So they would have to hang out at my mailbox and intercept the form.

I have a perpetual medical grow and maintain patient plant count and available meds on hand amounts.

And it’s in my spare bedroom not the basement.
 
RetiredGuerilla

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MichiganMedGrower said:
Lol. People here know me kid.

But you are right someone could cancel my power co op membership. Except they will send out a cancellation form first. So they would have to hang out at my mailbox and intercept the form.

I have a perpetual medical grow and maintain patient plant count and available meds on hand amounts.

And it’s in my spare bedroom not the basement.
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Do your buds collect tiny carpet fibers from growing in your spare bedroom? LMAO Now you gonna give them lung cancer !! Don't you know what carpet is made of? I feel sorry for your patients smoking dust bunnies on their buds.. LMAO !!
 
NrthrnMichigan

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farmerfischer said:
I try to be a open minded person, but some things I just can't wrap my head aROUND... I listen and read this shit all the time trying to understand flatearthers minds ... most fall back on religion as there proof.. it's God's design .. I'm not a Christian man but I like some of the values the stories try to instill ... I've read the bible here there and I don't recall a flat earth mentioned or a round one at that.. technically earth is an egg...lol..
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I recently read an article pertaining to the magnetic poles shifting...toilets might not flush correctly.
 
RetiredGuerilla

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farmerfischer said:
I try to be a open minded person, but some things I just can't wrap my head aROUND... I listen and read this shit all the time trying to understand flatearthers minds ... most fall back on religion as there proof.. it's God's design .. I'm not a Christian man but I like some of the values the stories try to instill ... I've read the bible here there and I don't recall a flat earth mentioned or a round one at that.. technically earth is an egg...lol..
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Takes 3 minutes. Read the first 2 pages in Genesis. How God created the earth. You might enjoy it.
 
RetiredGuerilla

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farmerfischer said:
agreed..
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Saw your pics in your blog. You like shady spots? Put one out in full sun and tie it over with fishing line with the top of the plant facing directly north. This exposes the entire plant to the power of the sun and dramatically increases yield. All the branches turn into donkey dicks. You can keep them under 3 ft tall and people won't notice them. Dig a big ass hole with plenty of amendments and water the hell out of it. You need some help because your skills suck doo..
 
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farmerfischer

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RetiredGuerilla said:
Saw your pics in your blog. You like shady spots? Put one out in full sun and tie it over with fishing line with the top of the plant facing directly north. This exposes the entire plant to the power of the sun and dramatically increases yield. All the branches turn into donkey dicks. You can keep them under 3 ft tall and people won't notice them. Dig a big ass hole with plenty of amendments and water the hell out of it. You can thank me later.
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southeast side of trees .. oh and do you like penis?... it really sounds like it... out of curiosity , how many dix can you fit in your mouth and butt at the same time?
 
whitebb2727

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RetiredGuerilla said:
The earth is clearly flat on all flights. Even NASA says you must be 60 miles in space to see the curvature. How do you explain the lunar eclipse that occured when the sun and moon were both visible? How do you explain such a small swath of totality during a solar eclipse if the moon is 1/3 the size of earth and only 250,000 miles away? NASA relies on ancient work to predict eclipses so I'm saying there is a hell of a lot we don't know. Dark planet? Gravity is a mystery word and a scapegoat to explain away what you don't understand. It's all about density. Helium and lead. Drop a lead ball and a plastic ball of the same size from the same height. The lead ball will hit first because it's far more dense. If you look at a flat earth map (like the ones found in war rooms) It explains those Asian flights to Los Angeles that have emergency landings in Alaska. Polaris, Antarctica i could go on and on. The Globe is crumbling and all the Atheist are going to be heart broken. Mean while all the Aussies are walking upside down and terrorist are playing hide and seek from the Navy by using the oceans curvature for cover.
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Dude. Did you not see the video I posted? A lead ball and feather fall at the same rate in a vacuum. How do you explain that?
 
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Grandpapy said:
Does a flat earth have Global Warming?
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I'm not sure what to think about global warming gramps. The area I live in definitely doesn't get the snow like it did in the 70's and early 80's. The Antarctic ain't melting anytime soon i know that. Put your trust in God you might as well your ass belongs to him.
 
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Lordhooha said:
You hold any FCC licenses? I do and I was in the Navy.
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Then you know what i say is true. I don't need a Federal Communications Commission. My tactical training and experiences have proven a flat earth. Don't hate the messenger hate the deceiver. bongsmilie Spark up bre
 
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