no increased yield using seimen, help

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rjumper

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SlaveNoMore said:
The problem is that you are using the sperm AND the semen. You need to splooge into a coffee filter FIRST to strain out the sperm and then swish the strained semen in your mouth and spit it on your plants. The mouth swishing helps to balance out the acidity.

Let us know how it works out for you. Hope this helps.
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I read about this...It's all in the ph of the semen..
 
sammyr7

sammyr7

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OK guys sorry for not replying, Lots of things happened basically just got out of jail so didn't have access to a computer for 3 years, anyway that's a story for another day! ( let me know if you want to hear it). Anyway back to the weed thing! after I posted on here, I told my friend, he freaked out and made me harvest the weed in the microwave! 10 mins later we're blazing a serious bad boy,! I cant remember much as we were drinking alot of beers as well, but yeah weed turned out pretty good, so wasted! except the sore ass? whats that about? whenever I smoke weed with my buddy I always wake up with a sore ass? anyway haven't smoked for years and thinking about growing again, going to grow one plant with the tried and true method mentioned above, the other the traditional way with no semen! will post results.
 
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ISK

ISK

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sammyr7 said:
OK guys sorry for not replying, Lots of things happened basically just got out of jail so didn't have access to a computer for 3 years, anyway that's a story for another day! ( let me know if you want to hear it). Anyway back to the weed thing! after I posted on here, I told my friend, he freaked out and made me harvest the weed in the microwave! 10 mins later we're blazing a serious bad boy,! I cant remember much as we were drinking alot of beers as well, but yeah weed turned out pretty good, so wasted! except the sore ass? whats that about? whenever I smoke weed with my buddy I always wake up with a sore ass? anyway haven't smoked for years and thinking about growing again, going to grow one plant with the tried and true method mentioned above, the other the traditional way with no semen! will post results.
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the sock-puppet finally returns to revitalize the seiman thread
 
roseypeach

roseypeach

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sammyr7 said:
OK guys sorry for not replying, Lots of things happened basically just got out of jail so didn't have access to a computer for 3 years, anyway that's a story for another day! ( let me know if you want to hear it). Anyway back to the weed thing! after I posted on here, I told my friend, he freaked out and made me harvest the weed in the microwave! 10 mins later we're blazing a serious bad boy,! I cant remember much as we were drinking alot of beers as well, but yeah weed turned out pretty good, so wasted! except the sore ass? whats that about? whenever I smoke weed with my buddy I always wake up with a sore ass? anyway haven't smoked for years and thinking about growing again, going to grow one plant with the tried and true method mentioned above, the other the traditional way with no semen! will post results.
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Yo..are you the OP?? seriously dude, this thread has been a riot and a hella good laugh. Glad to hear you're out of the hokey! You have no idea how many times they wanted to close this thread, but we stuck around and kept it goin for ya's

Cheers!! :bigjoint:
 
SmokyLungs

SmokyLungs

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sammyr7 said:
OK guys sorry for not replying, Lots of things happened basically just got out of jail so didn't have access to a computer for 3 years, anyway that's a story for another day! ( let me know if you want to hear it). Anyway back to the weed thing! after I posted on here, I told my friend, he freaked out and made me harvest the weed in the microwave! 10 mins later we're blazing a serious bad boy,! I cant remember much as we were drinking alot of beers as well, but yeah weed turned out pretty good, so wasted! except the sore ass? whats that about? whenever I smoke weed with my buddy I always wake up with a sore ass? anyway haven't smoked for years and thinking about growing again, going to grow one plant with the tried and true method mentioned above, the other the traditional way with no semen! will post results.
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The reason your butt be sore is the same reason why I slapped the soap out your hand
 
Greenhouse;save

Greenhouse;save

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Listen guys (true story)just bought a new car(AUDI Q7) and as well as having to put fuel init, HONESTLY ,I also have to use PIG PISS (add blue)to allow it to run optimally......lmao.....Google it....so as well as BANKING my seman, as you do lol .....I'll have to purchase a few pigs to keep my new car run ing properly....Lol.....
 
Sassafras¥

Sassafras¥

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Man your ass is sore cause it sounds like your so called friend was banging the fuck outta your brown round instead of looking out for you when your in the zone. What a friend. I bet he doesn't even have the common decency to give you a reach around.... that's messed up!!
sammyr7 said:
OK guys sorry for not replying, Lots of things happened basically just got out of jail so didn't have access to a computer for 3 years, anyway that's a story for another day! ( let me know if you want to hear it). Anyway back to the weed thing! after I posted on here, I told my friend, he freaked out and made me harvest the weed in the microwave! 10 mins later we're blazing a serious bad boy,! I cant remember much as we were drinking alot of beers as well, but yeah weed turned out pretty good, so wasted! except the sore ass? whats that about? whenever I smoke weed with my buddy I always wake up with a sore ass? anyway haven't smoked for years and thinking about growing again, going to grow one plant with the tried and true method mentioned above, the other the traditional way with no semen! will post results.
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