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MrBaker said:

Dude that made the thread took 1 and never came back. I hope he man'd up, and chewed them on an empty stomach.

Parachuting is wrapping usually powdered drugs in a tissue or napkins, then swallowing it. We used to parachute e back in the day. You could say, take a bunch of valium, grind them, and then parachute that.

I've never been a fan of eating napkin drug pinatas. Gets ya where ya gotta be fast, and hard. I just prefer an empty stomach, a glass of water, and chewing pills.

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Lol alright at least now we know. Never was that much into pills so never had heard of parachuting! lol +reps for u for being the only one who knew!

GrowKindNugs said:

haha, well it sounds like you're a pillhead, so makes sense you don't feel shit from em! jj bro...i've never heard of ativan and dilaudids. "Tip: Orally bioavailability of Diazepam is very high (intranasal is not). Parachute these bitches." that sounds like a foreign language to me, haha, for the most part i'm a weedman.

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Ativan (is the brand name) for lorazepam (another benzodiazepine), where as valium is diazepam.

Dilaudid is hydromorphone (a semi-synthetic opiate a.k.a an opioid).

Okay, bioavailability is how much of the drug will get into your system essentially:

If it has a 93% oral bioavailability, it means that ninety-three percent of what you eat will be absorbed and used by your body (this is a very high bioavailibility btw)

Intranasal (also called insufflating) is snorting.

Parachuting is to crush them into a powder, put them in a piece of napkin/toilet paper/ something similar, and eat it like so (so you don't have to taste the shitty pill).

Hope this helps.

hey sorry i havnt got back to this thread. I took the 2 valiums and i was fealin pretty dam good. no side effects for me and usualy i get side effects from drugs. It didnt put me to sleep but when i did go to sleep i slept so good. ill probably do them again. and dam i wish i was here earlier, i loled because you guys didnt know wut a parachute was. I myself just cut the pill up and pop the pieces. I dont sniff drugs.

I still vote for chewin' the pills and downin' em with a glass of water. It's like the aqua-parachute!

Cuttin' em up is pretty much the same idea though...more surface area, faster you feel it.

Did ya take both of em at once? Did you have food on your stomach?

duff420 said:

hey sorry i havnt got back to this thread. I took the 2 valiums and i was fealin pretty dam good. no side effects for me and usualy i get side effects from drugs. It didnt put me to sleep but when i did go to sleep i slept so good. ill probably do them again. and dam i wish i was here earlier, i loled because you guys didnt know wut a parachute was. I myself just cut the pill up and pop the pieces. I dont sniff drugs.

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Lol i never get crafty with pills i just eat em so i had no idea, sounded funny tho! Glad u were feelin good bro!

MrBaker said:

I still vote for chewin' the pills and downin' em with a glass of water. It's like the aqua-parachute!

Cuttin' em up is pretty much the same idea though...more surface area, faster you feel it.

Did ya take both of em at once? Did you have food on your stomach?

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Chewing is fine.. does the same thing as parachuting. But a lot of people throw a whole pill down the hatch.. so your onset and peak effect will be a little drawn out and weaker than if chewed or parachuted.

honestly i think cuttin a pill in half is kinda like parachuting, because the pill is alrdy opened so the time release is not in effect. and like buddy said though when its dust its more surface area so yeah ull get higher faster but just popin 2 halfs will usualy do the trick and be less likely to upset ur stomach and not hit you so hard all at once. not sayin cuttin them up doesnt hit u hard fast compared to a whole pill. (and no i dont know if these are time release im just presuming)

duff420 said:

honestly i think cuttin a pill in half is kinda like parachuting, because the pill is alrdy opened so the time release is not in effect. and like buddy said though when its dust its more surface area so yeah ull get higher faster but just popin 2 halfs will usualy do the trick and be less likely to upset ur stomach and not hit you so hard all at once. not sayin cuttin them up doesnt hit u hard fast compared to a whole pill. (and no i dont know if these are time release im just presuming)

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I dont see why you would need to parachute a valium or even cut it up for that matter, when i used to enjoy those i just would take em with a shot of water but i wouldnt swallow em for about 30 secs and that did it for me.. They disolve very fast really.

wrap it in a napkin and swallow...

yeah they will make you sleeeeeeeeeepy