NEED HELP FAST!!! help on making a fake wizzinator

i have a DT tomarro... any ideas on how to make a cheap wizzinator.... i was thinkin somwehere on the lines of a iv bag and aquarium air hose tubing that i can tape under my dick... lol any ingenuity is highly appreciatated!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, it's probably not an observed test. No need for a wizzinator at all. All you need is some clean urine and some kind of heating device that will get the urine over 90 degrees. Put the urine in a container and heat it up somehow with one of those heat packs for camping or something.

its an observed test alright i just picked up another charge on probation and i already kno a drug test is coming.... i already kno thatt... i just dont kno what "invention" thing to make... need ideas quick please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My last 4 piss tests didn't have anyone watching but heres some things to keep in mind. Pee must be body temp, keep some paper towels hidden on you since you can't use water. They also were freaks about flushing the toilet and not turning on the tap. I think they listen at the door too creepy.

good luck buddy!

i was thinkin that if i tape my "container/bag" on my upper thigh it will be around the temp i need...... i need idea on how to make such a device!!!!! i already have fake pee i just dont kno how to execute the plan

Good luck. You're going to need it.

All you need is a nasal spray bottle, tuck it inbetween your leg and sack and it will get 98.6 within 30 mins, just gently unscrew and pour...worked a million times, just act shy and turn away

LMAO your going to JAIL. I was on supervised probation for 18months. PO's always looked at my dick while i pissed. LOL your fucked. Just stay clean and get that shit done

OK maybe I am the only one out of step here, but if you are on probation and have to take piss tests like this should you still be smoking?

lots and lots of water. dilute your system.

When I was on probation, a few occasions they would stand right there next to me and watch me piss ... they do that sometimes so if I was you, just get some quick tabs. They are an herbal pill found at most smoke shops, take them (10 total), drink the ammount of water it says and piss about 2 times before the test and you SHOULD be ok. I have been using urineluck quick fix (synthetic urine) for the past 3 years so Im not sure on what success rate quick tabs have these days but they always worked for me when I was on probation

just use a heavy duty freezer bag, with some clean pee. put it between your legs to heat up then pour it in cup. just make sure u have 2flud oz. If no pee is available u can use dog pee. have fun collecting it.

i used to have piss tests where they watched through a glass like the cops use where you cant see them but they see you, and the best way is to drink water until your gonna explode and then some, drink water til your pissing clear and you have drank about half enough water, just keep drinking that will buy you time cause the results will come back diluted and they will ask for a re test

Drink all the water you want, you're still going to test dirty, either that or your urine will essentially BE water and they'll kick the test back as a fail. I know because I used to conduct drug screens every day when I worked in the medical field.

cr8z is right about that and they will know your tricking the system especially if your on probation, really at this time there is NOTHING you can do. And trust me they are able to find out if its human urine its how they test it.... they know. Tabs, drinks all that bullshit is just a way the company makes money it WONT work unless you do it over a period of time not within 24 hours... you pretty much got a month before the arrest warrent comes out. I have dealt with it personally (a friend) and because i too used to test urine. (i like to figure out ways to pass if need be) either way 24-48 hours is definetly not enough time you will just be stressed and piss all day and night and thats it.... sorry

so what i mean about the 2 weeks to a month before they come get you, just smoke up.... i had a friend that i was chillin with and they were bragging that they got away with it , 3 minutes after we finished smoking there was a knock on the door and they said that he pissed dirty. sucks...... i feel for ya

Just bring the urine with you keep it warm on your thigh very unlikely that the test will be observed. Go there take a piss in the toilet and dump the cleans urine in a cup.

NewGrowth said:

Just bring the urine with you keep it warm on your thigh very unlikely that the test will be observed. Go there take a piss in the toilet and dump the cleans urine in a cup.

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Maybe you missed the part where the guy said he was on probation and had to give an observed test.

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