Need help!!! Be a life saver will yu.

question 1)ok so i've been off of bud for about 6 weeks now. i jus got on probation about 2 weeks ago and i started to clean up 4 weeks b4 i went to court so i'd be sorta ready for if i get tested when i went to go c my p.o (new i'd get probation) i dont c her again for another 2 weeks & after i do i'll have been 8 weeks clean. my prob is that i wanna start bac smoking on 4:20 and smoke about a gram of dank that day & everyother month after. lik around 6:20, 8:20 & so forth keeping about 8 weeks inbetween smoke days. im about 5'9 135-140 (slim). i no its not a sure answer to dis so im jus looking for input 4 the most part. so my ? is do yu think i'll test + 30 days for my last smoke only smoking 1 gram of dank every 60 days??? i kno sorta wired put thats my ?

question 2) got a friend who buy's 15 gram half's for $250. the bud is deff the dankest in/around the A thats for sure bt i still say that alot even for some strong kush. could yu guy's tell me/us how much do you/would you pay for 15 g's. w/o any hook up's or growing your own or knowing someone dat grow's. just the avg prices in/around your city

thanks ppl's 4 all the help!

I smoke a couple grams after every one of my piss tests.And im fine.I get tested at the end of every month.

Hey Converseking,

Not sure, but I've heard 30 days is about the time it takes to 'normally' metabolize all the cannabinoids out of your system, without any forced cleansing.

As for the cost of 15 grams, in my area that would be about $90-$110. Depends on who and what, but roughly that's what it would cost.

Hailing from Ontario, Canada here..

CaNNaBiZ CaNucK said:

Hey Converseking,

As for the cost of 15 grams, in my area that would be about $90-$110. Depends on who and what, but roughly that's what it would cost.

Hailing from Ontario, Canada here..

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man canada fucking rock's if you buy bud at all. guess i'd feel different if i was selling lol

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I smoke a couple grams after every one of my piss tests.And im fine.I get tested at the end of every month.

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so is it dank you smoke? and how much do you normally smoke after a test? do you smoke on the same day as you get tested and you smoke every month? how big are you & do you i work out? cuz it makes alota difference im told. sorry 4 all the ?'s jus wanna b sure i can pass a test 4 weeks after tooking up.

That's the most expensive half ounce I've ever heard about!

$150 for a half oz of fiiiiiiiiiiiire OG around SoCal

I also have a screaming fast metabolism so I've smoked two days before a piss test and was clean. Didn't flush or try and cleanse myself. So I'm pretty sure it has to do with that...

Benassi said:

That's the most expensive half ounce I've ever heard about!

$150 for a half oz of fiiiiiiiiiiiire OG around SoCal

I also have a screaming fast metabolism so I've smoked two days before a piss test and was clean. Didn't flush or try and cleanse myself.

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i know man the A sucks dat way. the laws are so carzy and its so hard to find fire dat any good bud goes 4 crazy prices that $250 is normally jus fo 14 grams. i hear/read alota diff prices coming outa cal sometime as high as our's sometimes as low as your's guess i wont eva kno 4 sure unless i visted and find out myself. is that like a hook up price? do you know a grower or some?

Benassi said:

That's the most expensive half ounce I've ever heard about!

$150 for a half oz of fiiiiiiiiiiiire OG around SoCal

I also have a screaming fast metabolism so I've smoked two days before a piss test and was clean. Didn't flush or try and cleanse myself. So I'm pretty sure it has to do with that...

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I would stay away from the weed til ya done with probabtion.

I just touched weed.. not smoked it, while i was on state probation, and i was found dirty numerous times. They sent my ass back to prison!!!!

imho,.. Stay clean, and then when your off probation, hit it hard...

Best of luck to ya either way

converseking said:

so is it dank you smoke? and how much do you normally smoke after a test? do you smoke on the same day as you get tested and you smoke every month? how big are you & do you i work out? cuz it makes alota difference im told. sorry 4 all the ?'s jus wanna b sure i can pass a test 4 weeks after tooking up.

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lol I smoke sour d usually but mids to.I usually smoke the night of taking the test.I work out everyday,I do lots of cardio.Im 155 lb's 6' I just measured/weighed myself this morning so thats pretty spot on.Just do lots of cardio and drink a shit load of cranberry juice/water.I also heard thc comes out more in your shit lol but im not sure.So you might want to buy some laxatives lol.If you got money to burn im sure someone could recommend a good detox drink to but there always expensive as fuck.The most I ever really smoke after one is 4 grams.I think I could raise it up though.

CLOSETGROWTH said:

I would stay away from the weed til ya done with probabtion.

I just touched weed.. not smoked it, while i was on state probation, and i was found dirty numerous times. They sent my ass back to prison!!!!

imho,.. Stay clean, and then when your off probation, hit it hard...

Best of luck to ya either way

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staying away from it? dats not gonna happen been clean almost 8 weeks to clean myself out 4 my first on proba smoke nw im ready to get baked! thanks 4 the concern tho.

converseking said:

i know man the A sucks dat way. the laws are so carzy and its so hard to find fire dat any good bud goes 4 crazy prices that $250 is normally jus fo 14 grams. i hear/read alota diff prices coming outa cal sometime as high as our's sometimes as low as your's guess i wont eva kno 4 sure unless i visted and find out myself. is that like a hook up price? do you know a grower or some?

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All about who you know or where you go. I can go up to my spot in NorCal and get sweat-inducing fire weed for $100 an oz. But all the way down here the lowest I find is $280 for an ounce of true "top shelf", and it's from only a few clinics out of the plethora in every city. I stay steady on the $300 an ounce for now and every few weeks a deal will pop up.

But you're right I've seen prices like yours here as well. Rip off clinics selling midshelf for 400 an ounce. Stupid kid dealers selling crap for more... all about what tool you have to deal with hahaha

so was that 4 grams of dank or mid's how? and yea i'd prob have to start working out alot more bt im cool w/ dat as long as i can took + i need to get in better shape 4 the ladies dis summer lol. so you seriouly dnt think i'd have any prob tooking a gram the night of every month?

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All about who you know or where you go, But you're right I've seen prices like yours here as well. Rip off clinics selling midshelf for 400 an ounce. Stupid kid dealers selling crap for more... all about what tool you have to deal with hahaha

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so true............

The last I smoked was some good shit I dont know the name though.You will be fine smoking a gram a month.You'll be able to pass with out doing anything if thats all your gonna smoke.
I gotta question for anyone that knows.If you get somebody to piss for you can you keep it stored for a couple weeks or days?Or will it lose potency or something and show up fucked up?Im about to have my brother start pissing for me and just strap the piss to my leg in a pill bottle lol.I just need to know if he'll have to do it the same day as the test.

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The last I smoked was some good shit I dont know the name though.You will be fine smoking a gram a month.You'll be able to pass with out doing anything if thats all your gonna smoke.
I gotta question for anyone that knows.If you get somebody to piss for you can you keep it stored for a couple weeks or days?Or will it lose potency or something and show up fucked up?Im about to have my brother start pissing for me and just strap the piss to my leg in a pill bottle lol.I just need to know if he'll have to do it the same day as the test.

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good ? my dude. i'd like to know this as well. and anybody got any other replys to my first ?. any input help's

You don't need to have anyone piss for you.

Just get QuickFix, it's synthetic urine that has worked for EEEEEEEEEEVERYONE I've recommended it to. Comes with a heat pad so you can wear it tucked by your sack strapped to your leg and it'll stay at about 93 degres.

If your PO actually wants to watch you piss I recommend The Whizzinator.

Comes with a fake dick in every color and like 10 packets of the synthetic urine. That thing just coss like $150 when QuickFix is $20-39

that shits 30 dollars for fucking 2 oz though.Id much rather not have to spend money.

Depends on how bad you want to stay high hahahaha

i wonder how much use could you get outta that 2 oz's?

converseking said:

i wonder how much use could you get outta that 2 oz's?

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Id only be able to get one.She always makes me fill up to a 2 oz marker.Im thinking about trying it though.I just took another one yesterday.And it was a new test,they said they switched.I could get like 20 uses out of that 2 oz bottle.This one only had to have a couple centimeters of piss in it.