Need Advice

So here it goes. i ordered one of the sungod komee grow cfls off ebay. I had sent it to the wrong address with my address change it took a week to get here. i was excited until i open it up and plug it in. it didn't work plus has a huge crack in it. i contact the seller trying to replace the cfl he begins to argue with me say its usps fault when he is the one that has insurance. for this. He began to say you better still give me a good review because my other job is i manage a swat team and i know what you do by you're ebay record . so I'm like wtf I'm outa 40 bucks.
anyone got edvice sorry for bad typed. on phone

Tell him you work the IRS and he is going to be audited? I mean really... Which is scarier? Sounds like you're screwed... Best bet is to go the USPS insurance route. Although I would think he would take care of that as he is the one who insured it?

It's legal to buy grow equipment. Technically purchasing it shouldn't be cause for search but we know how that goes. I'd say he's bluffing. Manage a swat team?

he sold it to you... SWAT dosent give a fuck about growers and if hes in SWAT and selling grow lights he is dirty as fuck and would not want to attract attention to him self tell him to go fuck him self grab his rifle and blow his brains out its a bluff