My landlord is coming tomorrow -- plants are staying right here

PJ Diaz

PJ Diaz

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AltarNation said:
This should have been addressed sooner probably, but I assume you are venting to inside? You don't have the vent like, pointing out towards where they're going to work do you? Hah...
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Yup, I vent inside. I also have one of those window fans to pull cool air inside, so I'll want to remove that to avoid any suspicion.
 
cheddar1985

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Shit just let em get on with there job and be poilite and offer em a fuckin drink job done lmao if they wanna snoop the they are deffo on to u and like u say your medical and theres nothin they can do untowards to u exept unlike the idea of growin lmfao !!
 
BigJoint7

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PJ Diaz said:
So, my landlord called yesterday as said that they wanna come tomorrow to take a look at the yard and fix a broken fence. I have two grow tents (flower and veg) in a storage room in the house. I'm a legal medical patient in the eyes of my county and state. My landlords seem pretty cool, and possible stoners or at least ex-stoners.

My plan is to do nothing regarding moving/hiding the plants aside from keeping the storage room closed. They might wanna go in there to look around, but have no real reason. If they ask what the tents are I'll tell them it's for medical marijuana and produce my paperwork.

Am I crazy? Wish me luck!
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You should really start digging two big holes in your garden man! Nobody would know there gone:-P (jokes)
 
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F A B

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PJ Diaz said:
Yup, I vent inside. I also have one of those window fans to pull cool air inside, so I'll want to remove that to avoid any suspicion.
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ok bro i figured it out make a sign that says do not enter photo darkroom
then tell them u got photos developing then start babbling on about your passion for amateur photography
 
BigJoint7

BigJoint7

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F A B said:
ok bro i figured it out make a sign that says do not enter photo darkroom
then tell them u got photos developing then start babbling on about your passion for amateur photography
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That's an extremely good idea the best i've read yet!
 
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BigJoint7 said:
That's an extremely good idea the best i've read yet!
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had to smoke a blunt before icameup with that one
even better get a table lamp place it by door and place a red light bulb in it and make sign say do not enter when red light is lit caution exposed film

then if he insists tell him u do it as side job and he will owe u the $200 u were paid for taking wedding photos and bride and groom will surely sue landlord
 
BigJoint7

BigJoint7

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F A B said:
had to smoke a blunt before icameup with that one
even better get a table lamp place it by door and place a red light bulb in it and make sign say do not enter when red light is lit caution exposed film

then if he insists tell him u do it as side job and he will owe u the $200 u were paid for taking wedding photos and bride and groom will surely sue landlord
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If i see a better suggestion i will eat my plants!
 
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BigJoint7 said:
If i see a better suggestion i will eat my plants!
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ok this is just a improvement on my plan so dont eat anything

instead of wedding shots tell them u were paid $200 to take pics of your buddy kicking some dudes at a amateur UFC match
and not only will he sue he will be very mad
 
BigJoint7

BigJoint7

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Your improvement sounds like a de-provement sorry bud, too much info in that one the shorter the sweeter! The buddie kicking dudes sounds a bit far fetched, most people would post it on face book!
 
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BigJoint7 said:
Your improvement sounds like a de-provement sorry bud, too much info in that one the shorter the sweeter! The buddie kicking dudes sounds a bit far fetched, most people would post it on face book!
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ok then good plants safe
guess that last ideal really was pushing it lol
 
BigJoint7

BigJoint7

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F A B said:
ok then good plants safe
guess that last ideal really was pushing it lol
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I think i came up with a better idea.

Tell your landlords that Madeleine Mcann's parents paid you to keep there daughter in there and you can't open the door! It's possible......
 
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BigJoint7 said:
I think i came up with a better idea.

Tell your landlords that Madeleine Mcann's parents paid you to keep there daughter in there and you can't open the door! It's possible......
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i must not keep up with things wtf is she
is she hot?
 
PJ Diaz

PJ Diaz

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I figured it out. I'll tell them that's where my wife has the webcam hooked up, and that she's "working" in there.
 
PJ Diaz

PJ Diaz

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They're here now. I kinda had to let the lady in to use the bathroom. I didn't wanna tell her to piss in the yard. they're looking at the broken fence now..
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

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PJ Diaz said:
They're here now. I kinda had to let the lady in to use the bathroom. I didn't wanna tell her to piss in the yard. they're looking at the broken fence now..
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Good move. LOL. You'll be fine. Bathroom usage is the one exception to them not needing to be in your house, lol.
 
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