My girlfriend wants to masturbate without me

panhead

panhead

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schuylaar said:
actually, OP has a great healthy sex relationship with her..hope he doesn't fuck it up.
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He most likely will fuk it up over insecure silly shit , i wish i had his problem , round here nowdays we talk about having sex like deciding on going grocery shopping or not .

( Her ) do you wanna do it ? Me , i dont care do you want to ? ( Her ) i dont care , Me , i dont care , Both of us , just want some ice cream & watch green acres instead ?

Then one of us laughs & says " We Suck ! " while were eatin our ice cream .
 
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schuylaar

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panhead said:
He most likely will fuk it up over insecure silly shit , i wish i had his problem , round here nowdays we talk about having sex like deciding on going grocery shopping or not .

( Her ) do you wanna do it ? Me , i dont care do you want to ? ( Her ) i dont care , Me , i dont care , Both of us , just want some ice cream & watch green acres instead ?

Then one of us laughs & says " We Suck ! " while were eatin our ice cream .
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right?:lol:
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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I got rejected today and the last thing on my mind was to go searching and rummaging around for alternatives. I'm greedy though, I already got some this morning.

Now I'm picturing myself telling him "if you don't give it to me again, then I'm replacing you for a dildo". Lol.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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panhead said:
He most likely will fuk it up over insecure silly shit , i wish i had his problem , round here nowdays we talk about having sex like deciding on going grocery shopping or not .

( Her ) do you wanna do it ? Me , i dont care do you want to ? ( Her ) i dont care , Me , i dont care , Both of us , just want some ice cream & watch green acres instead ?

Then one of us laughs & says " We Suck ! " while were eatin our ice cream .
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Ya gotta spice it up! Try Petticoat Junction.
 
panhead

panhead

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Wilksey said:
EVERY man is born with the tools needed to please a "size queen".




Still not enough for her cavernous vag? No problem, that's why you've got TWO arms.
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My 1st wife was a size queen , thats why she picked me to start with but before long the super freak in her surfaced , i was all for it too ! At 1st .

After a year or better of the super freaky shit i was like " damm bitch ! Cant i just get a quickee & you not dress up in the chicken outfit while i wear my hard hat & leather tool belt ? ". Or maybe a head shot without me having to call you filthy shit while your suckin me off ?

Fisting was one of the freaky deals she talked about trying , i couldn't wrap my head around that shit , it dont even look fun on a porno movie .
 
panhead

panhead

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Dyna Ryda said:
It's not urine. It doesn't taste like urine either.
http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/dr-laura-berman-truth-about-female-ejaculation.aspx
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You called that right , i thought that it was piss till it happened to me & it grossed me out fast , im not a big fan of sleepin in the wet spot & she blew the bed out .

If it had been a bed in my home i'd of thrown the mattress out afterwards , its surely not piss , its sticky & bland tasting , she blew about a half pint of the stuff .
 
FilthyFletch

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
Just my 2 cents maybe its just your young and bit mentally immature but it seems you have a self worth issue as far as feeling a bit failed due to not making her squirt every time which really in life doesnt happen everytime and the fact she enjoys herself with you sometimes you feel inadaquate in some way.. Just let her do her thing then you do your thing together and be happy you both get yours. Maybe when she is doing herself just have her blow while she does to herself what she likes and you get yours too.
 
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