My girlfriend the bbw

bu$hleaguer

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So my gf and I have been together for 4 years now. We're not getting married anytime soon, so don't ask. She isn't super skinny, I'd say she's pretty average, most people would think she's just another girl next door.

She's on a diet, and she's made me super proud with how well she's done.

When she was younger she was a knockout, a real bombshell. She would always hear things on the street like "awwww I wanna smoke that and eat it!" Or "hey baby can I take you out for drinks, no food, just drinks, cool?" Or "Hey bitch, I'm gonna take you to a buffet and then fuck ya," they'd yell too. Obviously dudes really want her.

Lately I've been slapping her when she eats because I only allow her to eat 4000 calories a day, and sometimes she toes the line a little bit. She's so graceful though when she toes the line, it makes me feel bad when I slam her in the side of the head with my fist or I kick her in the face.

Do you guys have any suggestions on how I can help her keep the weight loss going?

Hers my baby-


What do you guys think?






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bu$hleaguer

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Awesome, keep the good ideas coming, I love this creative thinking, everybody. I think maybe I'm being a little harsh to her, now. Just figured I may get some good advice, and I was right.

What about mouth stapling? I've been hearing some ideas on the subject lately. Some are for it and think it's cool, they're trying to make bling and jewelry out of the staples. Some people seem troubled by it.
 

bu$hleaguer

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Awesome guys, great ideas!

And yeah, she's real expensive to keep alive, that's for sure.

Her head's facing the right way, I think, too, @Sativied - if it were on backward she would be one ugly bitch! Hahahaha
 

bu$hleaguer

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Thanks for the pm's guys, I had no idea everyone had such great ideas-

I won't say your name, but you know who you are- you really think that public humiliation would help her diet? Chaining her to a pole sounds humiliating, for sure, but you really think a dog bowl is ok to use on the sidewalk? For my girlfriend? I'm thinking you may have a good idea.

@Clayton Bigsby what's ipecac?
 
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