My gf's ex is trying to pay her to come over and masterbate

kinetic

kinetic

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This fucking guy doesnt know when to quit. We were out on the ocean rescuing injured baby seals when this guy called. Said he knows that things could never be the same but would like her to come over and masterbate in front of him. Offered her 42 dollars and 72 cents. What the fuck is that shit!? She is worth atleast $48.50. Any way she said her battery was dying on the phone and that there was a baby seal splashing in the water for help. I think when he calls back Im going to answer and demand he pay her $86.65
 
xxxPEACEPIPExxx

xxxPEACEPIPExxx

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Maybe you should fill in for free utilizing that camera on the phone while she chases the seals.. That would give him a bang for his buck..
 
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iamnobody

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Listen here you walnut,

what you need to get tell the dude yeah. Then when he shows up have you and some thug azz nigga's waitin' to lay some whOOOOp asss down on his sinful ways!

I'm talking lead pipe to the knees, hammers to the hands, a cowbell to the dome. Some maddafukkers that will crucify this trick up in front o' his mommas house and set him ablaze. Then use his flaming corpse to light they muddafukkeen bluntz. Yo' dig?
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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iamnobody said:
Listen here you walnut,

what you need to get tell the dude yeah. Then when he shows up have you and some thug azz nigga's waitin' to lay some whOOOOp asss down on his sinful ways!

I'm talking lead pipe to the knees, hammers to the hands, a cowbell to the dome. Some maddafukkers that will crucify this trick up in front o' his mommas house and set him ablaze. Then use his flaming corpse to light they muddafukkeen bluntz. Yo' dig?
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Well holy shit ballz! ^^ that's too gangsta...
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