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mouth swab

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by growman09, Jun 10, 2012.

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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    anybody know how to pass a mouth swab test :wall:
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    KushXOJ

    KushXOJ Well-Known Member

    Drink a 50/50 mix of bleach and water.

    Make sure you swish it around and gargle it before you swallow tho ;)
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    billybob420

    billybob420 Well-Known Member

    No bullshit OP, I've done this before, and passed several times.

    Basically, get some mouth wash, I added some alcohol to give it some extra burn (idk if it helped). Just swish your mouth real good, repeat, do this for like, 20+ minutes. Also, make sure you take your test within 45 minutes of you rinsing, the closer the better.

    I did it for probation, would talk to the PO and she would send me to the clinic to take the test, I would go outside to the parking lot and rinse real well one last time before going down to teh clinic to take the test. i did this, idk, 6 or 7 times and it worked fine.

    The key is, doing it for as long as you can handle, and as close to the test as possible. The longer you wait to take the test, the longer traceable amounts of THC will have time to build up in your saliva.
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    bamfrivet

    bamfrivet Well-Known Member

    I had a friend who smoked right before getting his mouth swab test done for a job. He rinsed with mouth wash right before and passed no questions asked. It seems the mouth wash may work for these types of tests.
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    billybob420

    billybob420 Well-Known Member

    Mouth swabs are by far the easiest to pass. I've passed a hair test before, took hours of prep time, lol.

    The reason i was able to take a mouth swab instead of a piss test was because I told them I had a problem and can't piss in front of people (supervised psis test, obviously). They pissed and moaned and told me i "had to", but i told them there wasn't shit I could do and they could violate me if that's what had to happen. I had to go back in front of the judge but he said I could just do mouth swabs instead.

    I can piss in front of people, btw, I was just trying to find a way to keep on smoking, lol.
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    Fingerbone Bill

    Fingerbone Bill Member

    Another good method is having a good guzzle of vinegar before you get swabed. mate of mine passed with this method a few weeks ago ;-)
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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    So what is your method of passing them?
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    billybob420

    billybob420 Well-Known Member

    Read the first post I made in this thread.
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    KushXOJ

    KushXOJ Well-Known Member

    Just drink the bleach ...you won't have ANYTHING to worry about ever again.
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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    oops sorry didnt notice tghe avatars were the same. Thanks for the info
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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    Ive heard bleach is a myth plus can drink drink it and not hurt yourself??
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    KushXOJ

    KushXOJ Well-Known Member

    If you drink it fast enough it won't harm you.
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    Children, don't try this at home. Professional driver on closed course. cn
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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    you know before you give advice that can cause major health issues you might want to do some research. DONT SWALLOW BLEACH the most that is ever supposed to be in water is 8 -10 drops per gallon of water. You should not beable to respond to people if you want to cause them harm!!!
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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    your a major dumb ass!!!
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    KushXOJ

    KushXOJ Well-Known Member

    Anybody who drinks bleach based on a suggestion given on a pot forum shouldn't be allowed to reproduce .....IMHO
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    It does make a superb douche. cn
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    TogTokes

    TogTokes Active Member

    haha atleast we all agree on something!!!!!!!!!


    Swallow the bleach!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    growman09

    growman09 Active Member

    wasnt giong to drink bleach already knew you can not my point is you are a complete asshole if you are giving advice to people that can hurt them because ther is some people on here that will listen.
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    KushXOJ

    KushXOJ Well-Known Member


    I love you too bro

    Good luck on that test btw

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