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ajaygrowshay

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I just went down to the block( that's street slang for the good guiz) and brought some of this white rock stuff. They said it was the crack what ever that means. So I melted it in some water and stirred it with my hand obviously to get some of my amazing sweat in it. Well now I have a problem... Ever since I watered them they're kind of looking at me weird. Do you guys know what the problem may be?
 

ajaygrowshay

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I have a feeling it was calcium. Or nitrogen. It's always a nitrogen deficiency. Calcium has nitrogen in it though rite? Or should I give it more nitrogen... Is fox farm good?
 

perdidobandito

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I have a feeling it was calcium. Or nitrogen. It's always a nitrogen deficiency. Calcium has nitrogen in it though rite? Or should I give it more nitrogen... Is fox farm good?
fox farm is the best cuz i say so. give it 100 nitrogens it will grow fast! also pour boiling water onto the roots it will make them grow a bunch i know these thaings.
 

ajaygrowshay

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fox farm is the best cuz i say so. give it 100 nitrogens it will grow fast! also pour boiling water onto the roots it will make them grow a bunch i know these thaings.
Oh oh ohh! I burns myself with the hot water:(
You didn't put a warning label on your comment I'm calling my damn lawyer
 

ajaygrowshay

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And foliar spray with gasoline, it keeps the bugs away. You don't want pests killing your huge crop rite?
I actualy use neem oil...well the bottle said motor oil but I crossed out the word motor and wrote neem. But the plants can't read so I won't tell em if you don't ;)
 

ajaygrowshay

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If you can spare a circuit i'd hook up some 1000w stereo and pump your room full of jams. (It's all about watts)

And plants love bull shit so throw some nicki minaj on repeat and kick back and watch em grow!
Before we know it they'll be twerking little bud monsters!!
 

ajaygrowshay

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Don't forget to feed with This:
See..,,what you do first is you drink some of AN's Kushiekush. Than you go pee-pee on your plants. I heard it works fantastic. I know someone else who shits, cums, and throws up on his plants. He gets results like you are gonna.
You are gonna fuckin kill It!
On a serious note I one time got been oil in my eye because I left the bottle rite by my ac and like a retard went to pour some and it didn't come out so I pointed the bottle towards my eye and was like hmmm let me see why it's not coming out. Well I guess I squeezed the bottle for some reason and Bluuuurrrp. Rite in the eye.
 

perdidobandito

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Oh oh ohh! I burns myself with the hot water:(
You didn't put a warning label on your comment I'm calling my damn lawyer
do me like McDonalds and sue me for 3 million. Joke is on you fella i have no money so you can take my couch. i must warn you that it smells like piss and has no cushions enjoy
 
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