Missing TOTUS

NoDrama

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There was a brief scare last night for President Obama after someone stole his teleprompter, according to WWBT-TV in Richmond.
The Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS) was inside a truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment. WWBT reported that thieves took the truck just days before the president’s visit to Chesterfield, VA.
Sources told the television station that the equipment was valued at nearly $200,000 and included several presidential seals.
President Obama is rarely seen without TOTUS.

Totus has long be a loyal and patriotic American, rarely is Totus seen without American flags.
“I think Totus will return to the White House someday and we hope it’s soon… the President hasn’t spoken a word in twenty-four hours.”
WWN reached out to President Obama directly for his reaction… but, of course, he had no comment.

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Smirgen

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I guess he'll have to go back to lip syncing until the TOTUS is recovered:razz:

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NoDrama

Well-Known Member
I guess he'll have to go back to lip syncing until the TOTUS is recovered:razz:

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Love the Onion, one thing about it though, it looks so professional and so well done, many folks don't realize it is satire.
 

Smirgen

Well-Known Member
Love the Onion, one thing about it though, it looks so professional and so well done, many folks don't realize it is satire.
Yeah , in this case though I think the Erkle voice would have given it away at the end:lol:
 
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