Mild Hallucinations from Firecrackers

So last night I decided to makes some firecrackers before going to see Inglorious Bastards at the second run theater, and let me tell you, they really messed me up. All in all I probably put about 1.5g plus a little kief spread evenly over 6 crackers. My lady friend had two and I had three (I'm eating the last one right now). I started to come up when I go to the theater about an hour after eating the first two (I ate the third right after the movie started). As soon as the movie got going I was really tripping and it was pretty intense. The music had me on the edge of my seat and when it would reach a crescendo my heart would be racing. I jumped every time a gun was fired (normally I'm not very jumpy during violent films). When the movie ended and I stood up, I realized how blasted I was; I felt like I was very tall but very short at the same time. It kind of felt like my head was a big balloon connected to my tiny body, and I was just floating around the theater. The neon lights made everything and everyone look like they were from Total Recall or Blade Runner. It was a very strange sensation.

Anywho, I got home and got into my bed and this is where things got interesting. I started having wandering, uncontrollable thoughts and I couldn't concentrate on anything. After a while I started having musical hallucinations. I could hear this strange techno music playing and I could see very vivid closed eye visualizations (normally I just see purple blobs when i close my eyes). It was like a really mild shroom trip without the nausea that I usually experience.

All in all it was an okay time, but If i could do it over I would have gone to a different movie as all the violence was giving me some seriously bad vibes. Also, I probably won't eat quite as much next time, those crackers were pretty darned potent.
 

oarngesownall

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The first time I made them I put only 1g into the cracker. Heart was racing like crazy. I was getting anxious so I put on my pajamas and went into bed. I never try and sleep during the day and I heard a buzzing helicopter and it would turn into music in my head I had never heard before. I also got that feeling of having a big head and small body and since I was in my pyjamas my mind was racing and I thought I was a baby:eyesmoke:

It's nothing like smoking. More like shrooms
 

brainwarp

Active Member
That sounds wicked. Help a guy out here, and tell me how to make them. Very much appreciate if you do.
 
No problem, the process is pretty darn simple really. First you'll need some natural peanut butter like Adams creamy pb (the kind that you have to stir the pb oil into). Nutella or some other kind of natural pb works to, but I like adams. Also, you'll want some grahm crackers as well.

Before you do anything, preheat your oven to 300 degrees Fahrenheit.

1. Finely grind up your bud (prob 0.25-.75g depending on your tolerance). If you don't have a grinder, using a blender, coffee grinder, or some sharp scissors. The bud must be well ground.
2. Mix your finely ground bud in about 2-3 tbs of PB
3. Spread over a couple of grahm crackers, its best to break the crackers in half and sandwich the PB in between.
4. Wrap your crackers in foil and place on a cookie sheet
5. Place cookie sheet with crackers in oven for 25-30 min at 300f.
6. Remove, allow to cool and enjoy.

I find that a small amount will give you a buzz like smoking, that will kick in gradually and last a long time. A large amount will make you trip like you just ate some shrooms, although maybe not as hard, IDK, I wouldn't push it.
 

brainwarp

Active Member
Thanks, ganjaguru.

It's hard to sneak away from family gatherings to toke up. Those will be perfect for getting blasted when the house is full of relatives. I'm gonna make a bunch tomorrow and seal them in bags for the holidays. I hope I don't act too stupid, though.

I think my daughter is getting me a coffee grinder for christmas.... my coffee is going to taste like weed, lol.
 
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