Mellow (Joedank)

Kaptain Kron

Well-Known Member
Variety: Mellow
Breeder: joedank
Tester:*
Lineage:*
Grown by: joedank
Wattage:*
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Soil/Hydro:*
Nutes:*
Height:*
Yield:*
Indoor/outdoor/greenhouse: outdoor greenhouse*
Grower Comments:*

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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: (9)
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment: good lookin buds covered in trichs not loose looking but not super dense looking either. Right in the middle. Long extended calyxs. There's a bit of left over trim which is why it got a 9. That being said the trim is blasted in trichomes. It will make excellent doob filler ;)*

2. Visible Trichomes: (9)
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment: it's blasted upon pulling out the scope and takin a peak it looks like a forest of trichomes tall raised heads. Ranging from clear in color at the base to a cloudy head or an all cloudy base to slightly amber head approximately 15-20%

3. Bud density: [5]
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense.*
Comment: average to slightly less than average bud density not bad at all.

4. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a 1 indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.*
Ammonia [2] Earthy [] Licorice [] Sour [3]
Berry [5] Floral [3] Mango [] Pepper []
Blueberry [] Fruit [3] Meat [] Petroleum/fuel []
Bubblegum [] Grape [] Melon [7] Pinesol []
Cedar [] Grapefruit[] Menthol[]Pineapple []
Cherry [] Grass/Hay [] Mint [] Rotten []
Chocolate [] Hash [] Mold [] Skunk []
Citrus [3] Iron/Rust [] Musk [] Spice []
Coconut [] Leather [] Nutmeg [] Strawberry[]
Coffee [] Lemon [] Orange [] Vanilla [] Cat piss []


5. Aroma: [9]
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment: upon being broken up it has a lovely smell that embodies a lot of what I smell in purple kush cuts only more pronounced in different areas pk tends to have more of a heavy musk fruity berry jam smell. This bud has more of a lighter sweet refreshing floral springtime fruity melon smell to it that I really enjoy. While still having berry undertones.*

6. Seed content: [4]
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.

3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.

Clear [] Cloudy [85%] Amber [15%] Dark [ ]

4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.

Green [3]White [ ]Rust [ ] Orange [2] Purple []*
Comment: Light green with light orange hairs

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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.

1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:*
Pipe[]Bong[X]Vaporizer[] Other: [Bubbler]

2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a*
nine indicates a very pronounced presence.

Ammonia [] Earthy [] Licorice [] Sour []
Berry [] Floral [2]Mango [] Pepper []
Blueberry [] Fruit [] Meat [] Petroleum/fuel []
Bubblegum [] Grape []Melon [4] Pinesol []
Cedar [] Grapefruit[] Menthol[]Pineapple []
Cherry [] Grass/Hay [] Mint [] Rotten []
Chocolate [] Hash [] Mold [] Skunk []
Citrus [] Iron/Rust [] Musk [] Spice []
Coconut [] Leather [] Nutmeg [] Strawberry[]
Coffee [] Lemon [] Orange [] Vanilla [] Cat piss []


3. Taste: [8]
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment: quite pleasant initial taste followed by a vague aftertaste I can't place yet

4. State of dryness: [6]
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
Comment: a bit drier than I would like, But this is open to personal preference as well.*

5. Smoke Ability: [10]
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment: smooth no burn in the throat whatsoever very smooth on intake.*

6. Smoke expansion: [3]
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment: a nice delayed expansion and burning of the lungs on exhale lettin u know that it's got a little body to the smoke. I like that.*


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USABILITY
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1. __[2]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment: Two rips is what I usually do for a session and I do a session once an hour to two hour depending on the herb. The bowl to the bong will not hold more than .2

2. __[5]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
Comment: first hit is a nice head change, the second one brings on a nice heavy feeling in the head behind the eyes that increases to a full blown eye crosser from the time it took me to fill out the taste and smell report to here o_O

3. __[3]_ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
Comment: initial high is clear and clean a nice head change and would keep me workin for about an hour if I was busy at somthin.*

4. __[8]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.
Comment: mind numbing like haze. Got my brain in a daze. Rhyme not intended purely true hard to keep my eyes from crossing on occasion that doesn't normally happen this is a pretty heady indica stone. My head feels kind of like a balloon and my body feels pretty numb and disconnected. No pain.*

5. __[9]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
Comment: pretty devastating at the moment it crept hard but in a nice linear fashion.*

6. __[2]__ Duration*
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.
Comment: Two hours which is a long time for flower smoke for me.*

7. __[]__ Tolerance build up*
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
Comment: [No tolerance yet.]

8. Usability*
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up []
Day - work []
Evening - relax [X]
Night - sleep [x]
Comment: yea I just put [] like ][ three times in a row before I got It right lol stupified much? I notice that music has a very pleasant effect of boosting the shit out of the high of this bud. I'd take some of this if I was going to a good concert lol. It gives a nice euphoric feeling with a nice pressure behind the eyes and on the sides of the head =)

9. __[8]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
10. Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?*
Yes [X]
No []
10. Rate the noticeable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.
Negative Positive
Effect Effect
__[ ]__ __[5]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex*
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[8]__ __[]__ vision
__[7]__ __[]__ dexterity*
__[7]__ __[]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[6]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[8]__Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Audio perception

Overall impression high: comes on clear and slow and leads into an absolutely devastating head high. Pain relief is quite good and it's got my vision and dexterity all fucked up. I would avoid smokin too much early in the day. If you have stuff to do keep it to one bt. Mellow the name says it all. I'm noticing that it's not really affecting my knee pain while taking care of my back and neck pain this is an interesting effect. Definitely a very relaxing and mellow stone enjoyable. If I didn't have knee pain this alone would be all I need. It helps with my ADHD. As well as my aspergers I'm sure as it has me very relaxed.*

Disclaimer: while filling out this report I was watching solar babies and having a real hard time not laughing at these kids playing hockey in roller skates tryin to be all tuff (yea tough spell t u f f lol its that bad.) So dont laugh lol.*
 

Kaptain Kron

Well-Known Member
Thank ya sir. Joe my partner liked it too, just not the seeds lol ha ha ha. If it wasn't so damn dank and sticky it would have been easier to remove them but this shit was so sticky lol. Don't go pollen crazy next time joe lol ;) enjoyed this one. Will have a rainbow coosh report up a bit later. Partner liked that one too. Better than the mellow. Both were super kill though real solid smokes.
 

cbtbudz

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Good pics man,i got too exicited to try it.i smoked some and then a little more then i thought about pics.high move.
 

Kaptain Kron

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Lol Ha ha ha ha yea see I love nug porn and frosty nug takes the best porn lol so i always think holy shit picture weed loo take pics after I smoke a bowl all high lol
 

Joedank

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very nice thanks guys this test has been helpful between ct, kron and beanz i got a good look into the smoke quality and i think i am starting to learn the domininent alleles of the coosh daddy
 

Kaptain Kron

Well-Known Member
Good this makes me happy very glad the report was of help joe ;) I got one slightly premi seed from my mellow. Considering trying to pop it and seein if it goes lol
 
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