Meet the most hated teenager in the world

qwizoking said:

definitely a dude..

see heres where you went wrong..
you make the sandwich we eat the sandwich.... and complain/critique

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sun grows the food, females pick the food, males eat the food!




you dont.eat....or only when.other humans aren't looking

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Cannacat said:

You sure you don't want that toasted? I feel like that'd be better toasted. And surely you want the good hot mustard?

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Cannacat said:

But surely it's my job to know you better than you know yourself, not you but like, one, and I think one would prefer it toasted with the good hot mustard?

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1. Yes, he is the most hated teenager in the world
   1 vote(s)
   6.7%
2. No, there are other teenagers more hated than him
   0 vote(s)
   0.0%
3. *
   I don't give a rats ass about Jacob Sartorious
   15 vote(s)
   100.0%

cat of curiosity said:

i got the good condiments at the house, so i'll pass.

and no, not toasted. i hate soggy, limp, pathetic lettuce...

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Olive Drab Green said:

No one got time for Jacob Sartorius.

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Cannacat said:

Oh no, toast first then add salad, then you gotta eat it fresh man. I don't know, it's personal isn't it, in the eye of the beholder and all that?

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cat of curiosity said:

i go different on toasted. then it becomes a pizza sub.

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Cannacat said:

Hmm. See, I think that's a whole other thing altogether...

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cat of curiosity said:

this. def this.

best on the side, they tend to bleed into the other flavors, so if you're not eating immediately, get em on the side...

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Cannacat said:

You sure you don't want that toasted? I feel like that'd be better toasted. And surely you want the good hot mustard?

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Cannacat said:

Whatever does it for you sweetie


Lmao who did I sound like there? Haha I keep trying to spot patterns and tics in people's posts, you people have me paranoid

**And I hope you meant confirmation, because I will never willfully conform

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Bob Zmuda said:

So...... Hows your big sweaty dick doing?

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Hookabelly said:

I never know how these guys figure out who is a sock and more specifically WHO they are originally. I don't possess those skills. They're often correct though




LOL @Bob Zmuda You're on fire lately. Fatherhood?

And speaking of sandwiches, I make the best pulled pork Caribbean/Cuban out there. It's all in the home made aioli. (oh and the pork but marinade)

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roseypeach said:

tell me about that pulled pork and homemade aioli? what is that exactly?

I love me some pulled pork

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Hookabelly said:

Basically you marinate a butt in O.J., Pineapple juice (both frozen concentrate), oregano, olive oil, garlic and a few other things, then slow roast (sometimes we smoke ours too), then shred the pork, de-fat and reduce the leftover juices and whip up some of the aioli, serve with cartelized onions, a few jalapeños, cilantro, and a leaf or 2 or romaine and you've got an orgasm on a toasted roll.

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Hookabelly said:

Basically you marinate a butt in O.J., Pineapple juice (both frozen concentrate), oregano, olive oil, garlic and a few other things, then slow roast (sometimes we smoke ours too), then shred the pork, de-fat and reduce the leftover juices and whip up some of the aioli, serve with cartelized onions, a few jalapeños, cilantro, and a leaf or 2 or romaine and you've got an orgasm on a toasted roll.

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roseypeach said:

Oooweee that sounds amazing!! I love trying new stuff but I've have never had Caribbean or Cuban cuisine. I've got cilantro, oregano and jalapenos growing this year too. I was wondering about the aioli so I googled it. Is this how you make yours? http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/aioli-107026

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