Meditation Jesus and weed

i put dat in my pipe nd im smokin it now


2 corny??

You smoke corn?

uhh no i dnt

It was a joke, ya know, smokin in your pipe, 2 corny, smokin corn.... ya know..... nevermind.

puffdamagikdragon said:

It was a joke, ya know, smokin in your pipe, 2 corny, smokin corn.... ya know..... nevermind.

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ya i noe it was i joke it juh wasnt funny juh bcuz smk and corn r in the same sentence duznt mean that its clever to say i smk corn

suedonimn said:

Alas I cannot claim to be The King of Corn, for my father holds that title. I am but the Prince, courting MY Lady of Cheese and it ain't easy... it takes a whole lot of corn to be cheesey. Yes I am a dork.

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Ok u c that was funny
<---- i juh llike dis one 4 sum reason

A thousand pardons, Oh Sabib.

Would you like me to not even make a joke on the thread I have already been accused of stealing? Lotta Christ's love there.

Or can we smoke a peace pipe and have a truce?

suedonimn said:

I am always down for smokin' out the truth... oh sari what sarong wit me, that was truce. I love a line disguised in womens clothing. OH MY God, maize we should change the name o'dis thread to CORN.

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Ok, that was really funny.

But just for the record, Ima dragon in woman's clothing. Dra-gon.

Ooops, am I stealing the thread again?

puffdamagikdragon said:

A thousand pardons, Oh Sabib.

Would you like me to not even make a joke on the thread I have already been accused of stealing? Lotta Christ's love there.

Or can we smoke a peace pipe and have a truce?

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who said neting about stealing??

nd ya u cn make a joke juh make sure its actually funny

Pumert said:

So im basically a general open minded christian i luv god and especialy his glorious gift of weed

Ive recently discovered the practice of meditation yanoe the one with all the chakras and stuff

Im just curios if it goes hand in hand because i always read that the meditation connects you to the higher power and im just wondering if they mean jesus when they say that or sumthin else

Im jw cuz some ppl in my comunity say that weed is bad for spirituality (which i disagree with completely) and i would hate to start meditation and just be frowned upon moreso that i already am.

So any replys will b apreciated

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I've said this before and I'll say it again. There's only one way to meditate:

The Energy-Control Meditation Technique

trishmybiscuits said:

I've said this before and I'll say it again. There's only one way to meditate:

The Energy-Control Meditation Technique

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thank you??

Bible-Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth- has a nice ring to it dosent it?
A book to instruct you on your free will and how it must be lived.The true testament to god is not through the Bible it is through the very existence we are living, the cosmos itself and the forces contained therein.The struggles and triumphs of life are what have been attested to in the bible, A God so full of love as he dosent throw his children to the Depths of hell for all time, for what is time to God but a notion made by humankind, now perhaps for a point in existence one will go to hell or a place of purification but never for eternity, the statement you will burn in hell forever if you are disobediant and sin is yet an example of a nuance in control, when the bible was first written, the world was in a state of chaos through warring kingdoms, plagues etc.There had to be a way for christians to bring us out of the pagan ways of old through preaching the word of God and emphasis on eternal punishment for disobediance and sin, gaining more followers and power in the process.The clergy were the only people in the social ladder of past kingdoms who held more sway within society than the royal families themselves.It was fear that essentialy led pagan villages to christianity for some were forced into christianity by strongarm tactics, it was either beleive or die.Christianity isnt the snow white purity religion that everyone follows it to be.It has in fact the most violent history in religion.Not that im trying to sway someone into not beleiving, all im saying is dont beleive blindly, read between those words in the parrables and redefine your understanding.

Pumert said:

who said neting about stealing??

nd ya u cn make a joke juh make sure its actually funny

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Two thousand pardons, sahib, the actual word was 'taking'(the thread.

I think you just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to me, lots of people make lame ass jokes on this forum, but they are TRYIN to lighten the mood, and even if I ain't splittin a side I can at least appreciate that they are TRYIN to make someone laff, much nicer than being a snotty little shitthead making caustic statements. Are you always like this or I am just lucky?

You don't like me cuz of what I know to be the truth. You don't like me cuz of what I have had to say. It isn't my jokes, you just don't want me 'taking' YOUR thread, or obviously even attempting a joke on it.

I just crack myself up all the time. I am at least a much happier person, I laff at lame jokes all the time. Humor is very important, keeps us from being hateful shits to each other....

Pumert said:

So im basically a general open minded christian i luv god and especialy his glorious gift of weed

Ive recently discovered the practice of meditation yanoe the one with all the chakras and stuff

Im just curios if it goes hand in hand because i always read that the meditation connects you to the higher power and im just wondering if they mean jesus when they say that or sumthin else

Im jw cuz some ppl in my comunity say that weed is bad for spirituality (which i disagree with completely) and i would hate to start meditation and just be frowned upon moreso that i already am.

So any replys will b apreciated

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The Bible teaches you to meditate. So smoke a gram of the finest herb you can find. Sit in a quiet dark room. and feel your chakras open up. Use head phones and close your eyes to help you interiorize your focus on the inside. After all, Jesus said plain as day "The Kingdom of God is within you." IF you can get your hands on 5 grams of psilocybin and a good bag of grass then do both. According to Terrence McKenna mj is a female energy, while psilocybin is a male energy. Doing both would theoretically balance you out and since meditation especially chakra meditation is all about balance you'd be in the perfect mood to find...well the Truth.

Good luck with your journey.

trishmybiscuits said:

I've said this before and I'll say it again. There's only one way to meditate:

The Energy-Control Meditation Technique

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There are many paths. Maybe that particular technique fits your personally it can't possibly be the "only one way to meditate." I think the most important aspect of meditation is actually doing it not how you do it. After all the Inner Self knows best and will help to guide each person individually.

puffdamagikdragon said:

Two thousand pardons, sahib, the actual word was 'taking'(the thread.

I think you just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to me, lots of people make lame ass jokes on this forum, but they are TRYIN to lighten the mood, and even if I ain't splittin a side I can at least appreciate that they are TRYIN to make someone laff, much nicer than being a snotty little shitthead making caustic statements. Are you always like this or I am just lucky?

You don't like me cuz of what I know to be the truth. You don't like me cuz of what I have had to say. It isn't my jokes, you just don't want me 'taking' YOUR thread, or obviously even attempting a joke on it.

I just crack myself up all the time. I am at least a much happier person, I laff at lame jokes all the time. Humor is very important, keeps us from being hateful shits to each other....

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its got nuttin 2 do wit dat ok i noe shit aint always gonna b funny but its still werth an lol but if sum1 says corn and smoke in the same sentence it isnt funny to say o u smoke corn thats it end of story

bobharvey said:

The Bible teaches you to meditate. So smoke a gram of the finest herb you can find. Sit in a quiet dark room. and feel your chakras open up. Use head phones and close your eyes to help you interiorize your focus on the inside. After all, Jesus said plain as day "The Kingdom of God is within you." IF you can get your hands on 5 grams of psilocybin and a good bag of grass then do both. According to Terrence McKenna mj is a female energy, while psilocybin is a male energy. Doing both would theoretically balance you out and since meditation especially chakra meditation is all about balance you'd be in the perfect mood to find...well the Truth.

Good luck with your journey.

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Thank you this is the best advice ive received this entire thread

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