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home.grower
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U're making this up.... McNasties is revolting anyhow....
shakenbake
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Thats great! I love that! 
xtrapeppers
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forget Mcdonalds go to whataburger
haha thats funny
reminds me of a time where i was at a taco bell/pizza hut, i stood there staring at the menu and then i looked at the girl at the register and said "ok, uhhhhhhhhh (for a longgg time until i remembered wut i wanted) " then i blurted out "BREADSTICKS!" and the second after that came out of my mouth i started cracking up uncontrollably for a good minute. all my friends and the girl at the register were cracking up too.
fun times man, fun times.
reminds me of a time where i was at a taco bell/pizza hut, i stood there staring at the menu and then i looked at the girl at the register and said "ok, uhhhhhhhhh (for a longgg time until i remembered wut i wanted) " then i blurted out "BREADSTICKS!" and the second after that came out of my mouth i started cracking up uncontrollably for a good minute. all my friends and the girl at the register were cracking up too.
fun times man, fun times.
longlivemtb
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lol good shit. I love Mickey D's, but I sure hate the McShits
urinmyrice
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smokingbot
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ya can I get a mcpenis filet and a chicken mctesticle.
IOWNEVERY1
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OMG this reminds me of when me and 2 friends were high and went to taco bell. Me and one friend got two grande meals. we had no clue what they were but sounded good. When the order came out it happened to be 30 soft tacos and the people at the front desk were cracking up and asking " are yall gonna eat all of that" we were like hell yea and laughed so fuking hard b/c we knew we looked so high and like we had the munchies. To end the story we ate all of them.
Man taco bell was good. Always fun getting the munchieshahahahahahahahahahaha just hearing about that cracks me up i wish i coulda been there lol
Overlord Muffin
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You make me look like an amatuer. God damn. :] I remember(barely lol) when me and my friend were smoking some bomb ass shit and her mom picked us up to drop me off at my house and got me this huge burrito from Del Taco. I was like "shit, what's in this?!" Needless to say, I ate all that and had a footlong from Subway right after. Munchies are fucking awesome.
A buddy and I were out cruising around town smokin' an assload of some pretty good pot. We reached a point where we were laughing so hard at stupid shit and we were saying how we haven't had the giggles from pot in years. Well, of course we got the munchies and back in the early 90's Taco Bell was still a good cure for munchies so it was a no brainer... Taco Bell here we come. As we pull up to the drive-thru ( I'm driving) I tell my buddy " Just watch, dude at the mic is going to say something like.. " Welcome to the border may I sniff your ass" and this sets us off laughing until we're starting to tear up. We get it together just as we pull up to the speaker for our turn to order and my buddy yells across me to tell the guy he wants " 2 bean burritos and 1 steak Faheeto" making fajita rhyme with burrito. I choked and laughed so hard at the same time that I blew this giant snot bubble out my nose. Now the laughing has turned damned near hysterical and we hear the Taco Bell guy mutter to himself " Aw great, more jackasses". End of story is I got it together well enough to finish ordering and there after just either one of us saying " Faheeto" while we're high would set us of giggling like a couple of school girls.
resinraider
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I was there the other day and in there 2 lane drive thru they had a sign that said, "plz choose shortest line". Who the fuk takes the longer line at a drive thru?
Well, if one car is already there and a stoner comes along then you know he's
going to pull up behind the car that's already there. Next car has a couple
of slackers who are still blazin' and
figure playing follow the leader is the
safest bet when you're high and now
you have 3 cars in one lane.
No one takes the longer line on purpose but it happens. Kinda like pulling up to a green light and stopping.
golddog
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Went to Disneyland around 30 years ago with some friends and people I hardly knew.
Took some acid in the parking lot.
Went to Jungleland and people wanted to eat. Across from the Tree House there was a breakfast fast food place. We all got in line, I was Blazing ( didn't want to eat ), when I was my turn, I froze up, nothing on the menu I wanted. Then I got up the nerve and I ordered Waffles, I hate waffles because of the syrup , things just got funny-er after that.
We were smoking a joint on the Skyway (gondolas) laughing and just cracking up. When we got off, they were arresting the people in the bucket before us, we actually thought they were gonna take us.
Oh no, then It's a Small World.
Made it out alive.
Took some acid in the parking lot.
Went to Jungleland and people wanted to eat. Across from the Tree House there was a breakfast fast food place. We all got in line, I was Blazing ( didn't want to eat ), when I was my turn, I froze up, nothing on the menu I wanted. Then I got up the nerve and I ordered Waffles, I hate waffles because of the syrup , things just got funny-er after that.
We were smoking a joint on the Skyway (gondolas) laughing and just cracking up. When we got off, they were arresting the people in the bucket before us, we actually thought they were gonna take us.
Oh no, then It's a Small World.
Made it out alive.
We were way beyond thinking about or caring about something like that at the time. Though I think we all eat more spit, hair, dirt and other crap than we would like to imagine.
resinraider
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGoljjPSyBQ&hl=en&gl=CA&client=mv-google
this guy is the master at fukkin up drive thrus.
Crak-monk-stank! Bartel doo!
this guy is the master at fukkin up drive thrus.
Crak-monk-stank! Bartel doo!
turbo diesel
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fast food freestyle on you tube this is the funniest shit ever. i bet these boys burn lol