"Marijuana use reaches New York City" The HORROR!

I assume this was all meant to be sarcastic...funny read though:
http://jezebel.com/5934162/marijuana-use-has-reached-new-york-city?tag=drugs

Lmao this was news to her?

it beats 32 ounce sodas.

also "getting high" (on weed) = shooting it up your veins? wtf?