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in a few years i am considering mailing weed from all other the globe if i tell you my plan can you advice me on it,
my idea is that i send a friend to the country buy weed vacume seal it wrap it a few times, bleach the packaging to eliminate any smell or microscopic cannabis dust that could give of any smell, put in a box or something mail to my house ,and if by any chance the police or customs find it and carry out a controlled delivery (FYI that is when the pretend to be a post man and when you open the door they run in and hand cuff you i can deny any knowledge of the package)
would this work?

the end bit i mean could i deny any knowledge of the importation?

and sorry if this is in the wrong place

It would be much smarter to have your friend tie the weed to the leg of a homing swallow..

I know someone who did this and it didn't work. Well, it did a few times but they finally caught on. The mail guy turned out to be a federal agent and even though the package was not in their name, the swat team swarmed the house. Local PD, State PD and the US Marshals carried them away to jail. Okay to do once. Not okay to do multiple times.

i live in england so no need to worry about feds, DEA and SWAT only normal police and here in england there not that bothered about weed, there is alot more going on here than a bit of bud. my mates step dad is a dealer and the police knows what he doing and they know they can raid him at any time but he only ever has 7 grams at a time so if they do raid him again he will only be cautioned for possesion of a small amount, but hes already got 2 so if he gets another one he has to go to caught but they wont do much.