Long time toker, first time grower

Horsetheband14

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2006

• #1

Ok, well, i've smoked more than i ever had in the past month, and dicided to try and grow it in my closet. I'm keeping it small since im 18 in my parents house. My cousin was telling me about doing it in an shoe box, and this is what i have so far. Tell me if it's right

• Put about two gallons of soil in it.
• Tin foil around the entire box.
• Use female and Male seeds.

Now, can i just use like 5 flashlights, or any home things to light it up. How long should it be on? How much should I water it? When should I pick?
Thanks for all the help, I don't know much, I only smoke it.
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BaconSquishy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2006

• #2

First off, that must be one big shoe box, dimensions? Second your going to need something stonger than 5 flashlights. Also male seeds is a bad idea. You dont want males in your crop. Read this (https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/937-how-grow-marijuana.html)

 

nongreenthumb

Well-Known Member

• Dec 26, 2006

• #3

You should really search the net as much as you can to learn what growing is all about. There are very few torches/flashlights that you could actually use. However these flashlights are usually found on police helicopters and have an output of 1 million foot candles. so I doubt you will get one that will be sufficient.

 

JB_420

Active Member

• Dec 26, 2006

• #4

My friend has a 1million foot candles flashlight, i should tell him to try growing with it ... I'd suggest starting your plants now-and depending on where you live throw em outside in march to may-ish---because if you don't have a proper indoor set up your the bud will be useless-i remember my first indoor grow with Flouros- didnt work out how i planned.... Smelled nice, but the bud was kife

 

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wvguy

Active Member

• Dec 26, 2006

• #5

that will never work, and your cousin must be smokin more than weed

 

mogie

Well-Known Member

• Dec 26, 2006

• #6

I don't know how you can get 2 gallons of soil into a shoe box. Man you should be in the magic profession. You really need to read this:

How to grow marijuana

 

MajoR_TokE

Well-Known Member

• Dec 27, 2006

• #7

If you can't read or your just lazy check this out..

https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/1443-free-grow-videos.html

 

Vote 2 Legalize Marijuana

Well-Known Member

• Dec 27, 2006

• #8

I wish you all could see and hear the laughter! I don't think I had a good laugh like this one in years! Flashlights and a shoe box (lol)?

Hey how about getting your cousin and yourself off the crack laced weed and do one hell of a lot of reading and watching the grow videos. Man you have got to be the funniest person on this planet. Flashlights and a shoe box (lol)!

 

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FallenHero

Guest

• Dec 27, 2006

• #9

Ok now that everyone has laughed now i dont feel so bad about


ROTFLMFGDAO

..there are no words to describe.

 

johnnyfly2009

Active Member

• Jan 2, 2009

• #10

flashlight?? shoebox?? i think my girlknows more about growin them him just from bein round me

 

chronickb247

Well-Known Member

• Jan 2, 2009

• #11

dont grow with those lights use these and your electricity wont go up and you will get big fat buds but make sure you get both red and blue spectrums.

42 watt average $10.00 each

65 watts, = $23.99 average price

85 Watt, average $29.00 each

105 watt average $38.99 each




Or Look for Clamp Reflectors and Bulbs together:

go get these lights flash light are you kidding?????

 

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JxAxG

Well-Known Member

• Jan 2, 2009

• #12

Dude, that made my night, ty.. I have been laughing for like 15 minutes. Sorry, but when you said '' when should I pick? '' That topped the entire cake.

 

CodyCasualtiesEngland

Active Member

• Mar 10, 2009

• #13

Yeah dude if your going to start growing, then do it right! I tried some half ass shit before and it is pointless. If you do it right your reward will be way better and you might learn a thing or to. I have a thread with my first grow on it . Feel free to look at my setup!

 

meow.or.never

Member

• May 31, 2009

• #14

was this post a joke?