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Lifelong lessons (please ADD!)

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Padawanbater2, Jul 1, 2013.

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    Padawanbater2

    Padawanbater2 Well-Known Member

    1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

    2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

    3. Life is too short – enjoy it.

    4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.

    5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

    6. You don't have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.

    7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

    9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

    10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

    11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

    12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

    13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.


    14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

    15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye

    16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

    17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.

    18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

    19.. It's never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.
    20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

    21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.


    22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

    23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.


    24. The most important organ is the brain.

    25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

    26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

    27. Always choose life.

    28. Forgive

    29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

    30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

    31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

    32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

    35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

    36. Growing old beats the alternative of dying young.

    37. Your children get only one childhood.

    38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.


    39. Get outside every day.


    40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

    41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you need

    42. The best is yet to come...

    43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

    44. Yield.

    45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
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    ClaytonBigsby

    ClaytonBigsby Well-Known Member

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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    smoke weed everyday
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    silasraven

    silasraven Well-Known Member

    set goals and complete them
    never take the hard road
    always always always, have ducting and intake outtake fans for a 7 hour dark period, instead of 7 hours of air deprivation.
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    Mad Hamish

    Mad Hamish Well-Known Member

    Bananas do NOT burn.
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    no clue

    no clue Well-Known Member

    Rule of holes..when you're in one stop digging.
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    ProfessorPotSnob

    ProfessorPotSnob New Member

    Do take time to smell the flowers and smoke them when you can !
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    RIKNSTEIN

    RIKNSTEIN Well-Known Member

    I was gonna start the "Procrastinators of America" club, but I figured it could wait until tomorrow :hump: remember... never do today, what you can put off till tomorrow :clap:
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    Autistic Austin

    Autistic Austin New Member

    "What Doesn't Kill You"

    You know the bed feels warmer
    Sleeping here alone
    You know I dream in color
    And do the things I want

    You think you got the best of me
    Think you've had the last laugh
    Bet you think that everything good is gone
    Think you left me broken down
    Think that I'd come running back
    Baby, you don't know me, 'cause you're dead wrong

    [chorus]
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
    Stand a little taller
    Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
    What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
    Footsteps even lighter
    Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone

    [bridge]
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
    Just me, myself, and I
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
    Stand a little taller
    Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

    You heard that I was starting over with someone new
    They told you I was moving on, over you
    You didn't think that I'd come back
    I'd come back swinging
    You tried to break me, but you see

    [repeat chorus]

    [repeat bridge]

    Thanks to you I got a new thing started
    Thanks to you I'm not the broken-hearted
    Thanks to you I'm finally thinking 'bout me
    You know in the end the day you left is just my beginning
    In the end

    [repeat chorus]

    [repeat bridge x2]

    I'm not alone
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    never do today what you can put off all together.
    All or Nothing... Every sinner has a future, and every angle has a past.
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    Granny weed

    Granny weed Well-Known Member

    If you find someone who makes you happy hang on for dear life to them. (you know who you are ):hump:
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    KushXOJ

    KushXOJ Well-Known Member

    Dont stick the pink if it stinks
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    its better to be pissed off than pissed on... be happy, be healthy, be more.
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    slowandsteady

    slowandsteady Well-Known Member

    Just smile and wave (it'll drive them crazy trying to figure out what your up too)
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    Mad Hamish

    Mad Hamish Well-Known Member

    What you put into your body comes out in your thoughts.
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    Dislexicmidget2021

    Dislexicmidget2021 Well-Known Member

    you are youre own worst enemy so be a good friend and keep cool

    all things ebb and flow with time

    change is always present,use it to your advantage

    Persevere through the hard times ,forget how to quit, especially if it is for greater fulfillment

    Never take something at face value,it really is for fools
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    ASMALLVOICE

    ASMALLVOICE Well-Known Member

    Life is 10% how you make it and 90% how you take it.

    This too shall pass.

    my .02 :lol:

    Peace

    Asmallvoice
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    slowbus

    slowbus New Member

    Want in one hand.Shit in the other.See which on fills up first.
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    see4

    see4 Well-Known Member

    Assuming makes an Ass of u and Ming. Not sure who Ming is, but she sounds pissed.
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    Padawanbater2

    Padawanbater2 Well-Known Member

    Lol

    Every time I see this referenced it reminds me of a memory from high school..

    I don't remember exactly what the situation was, I just remember some woman taking out a piece of paper, waving me in, and actually writing out 'A S S U M E', then explaining "every time you ASSUME, it makes an A S S out of U and M E", which was met with a blank stare as if to say "...really?". Coming from a 13 year old KID, I hope that dummy felt like the ass she was.

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