Lets hear the story of the most stoned you've ever been!!!

ok me first.......i was a little guy at the roller rink (cuz that was the cool place to be before you could drink) went to our place behind the neighborhood and smoked a bowl of supposed white rhino with about 4 ppl then most smoked a cig and returned to the roller rink where everyone was sleeping cuz they did this monthly lock in thing.....but i another friend and the girl with the good shit stayed and smoked another then after i matched and she packed even another by then it was just me and her hangin...i walked back and a buddy came up and was like dude u left w/o me and i say my bad everyone was going..by this time im so fucked up i kinda black out and sit down unknowingly on something, everyone is like dude are you ok and at this pt i have like a half g in my pocket so i just give it to my guy and tell him hey dude go smoke one..thats how gone i was.. so i walk in and someone throws a dollar toward me that i needed to get in and it dropped like a flip book i didnt see it fall i literally saw it in 2 spots then it was on the ground....i pick it up go in and sit down, this girl looks at me and kinda can tell im gone so she laughs next thing i no im laughing uncontrollably and my hearing goes out...i wind up going and finding a nice place in the corner with some buddies and just sitting it out having a good time all along.....god i wish i could get that high still.....

another time when i was no longer a light weight i had a buddy from cali that lived by me and when we smoked we smoked...about a zip in, between me his bro, and him i was refusing the bong...he had a blanket that he had two of and one was over the bed the other at the end over some laundry and i didnt notice so i leaned on the one over the laundry and fell off his bed lmao it was great short after i crashed on the floor and couldnt move til i fell asleep thought i might puke but i just rolled over and chilled and never did obvi..i mean who pukes from weed, weed is good for you!!

so lets hear what everyone else has to compare with this story!! not my first time smoking but the highest i ever got respectively, first story first highest....

The first time I really got high was like 14 years old. The first ten times i smoked i was just slightly "buzzed", as if i was just really tired instead of stoned. Then I go to school and my friend who was my dealer tells me he can chop some new shit. My dealer told me he gave me buds dipped in hash oil, with my amount of inexperience at the time I didn't think anything. I packed maybe 5 bowls in a pipe and the next thing I know, I'm looking in the mirror nd I can't see shit. All i could focus on we're my eyes, everything around me is blurry and to make things worse I can't hear shit. I remember snapping my fingers just inches from my ear and I couldn't hear them AT ALL. I've never eaten as much cereal as I have that day. To this day, I've never been as stoned as I was that day... I feel like I've almost been chasing that high in a way. I was scared shitless at the time, but now looking back, I wish I could get high like that again.

I fell asleep on the couch, that was the night of hash oil and Sweet Island Skunk

I was GOooonnNNnnNneE!

My hands went numb. Then my arms. Couldnt feel my face. Scared the shit out of me lol

Just a minute, INNNHHHALLE, ok I forgot!

I fell unconscious and forgot anything that might have happened on the night I was most stoned...

i ate waaaaayyyyyy too much cake and sat on the bottom of a pool with a weight belt and an oxygen tank (my mate was a pool cleaner so had this stuff lying around) sat there for ages then tried to drive my car home. 40 km/h all the way lol. when i got home i went to bed so stoned i thought i was going to die. funny thing is i was completely fine with it even happy lol. in the morning im sure i was still stoned and remember thinking "so this is what death is like" lol then i obviously got my shit sorted out and stayed in bed all day.

very very very stoned.

Lmao!!!! Bottom of a pool! That's good shit.

I can picture that

i work at ups in the am i got up at about 3:30am to start/warm up my car had to be to work at 4:20am (the irony) so i came back up warmed up my tea loaded a bowl, take a hit..pause.. take another hit..... pause at this point im high so i go to the couch with my tea and bowl take a sip... hmm good. take a hit........ ended up falling asleep with my car started and no call no show to work went out at about 8 to the car its bone dry on E!

lol i can picture that because i also get up early for work. the car just out the front running lol

walking home from school we'd stop off at one mans' house and get high. Usually it was shit hash or shit weed, this day man had squidgy black as soon as i walked outside the fresh air assulted me and i monged out on his garden hedge for a good half an hour.

Idk about hte most stoned but the highest ive ever been....new years 1999-2000 phish in florida. thumbprints is all i can say, tripped for about 3 weeks wasnt right for another couple months after.

there was another time for me now that i think about it when i was real young in high school still so like 98 maybe and i smoked a bunch at lunch came back and was so stoned i had to ask the teacher if i could go lie down somewhere lol i spent the rest of the afternoon lying in the sick bay seeing kaleidescope images on the back of my eyelids. wasnt sick but holy fuck was i high.

Roughly 2 months after i started, I Smoked an entire bowl of headband and was forced to ghost hit it everytime by my acehole roommate! So not only did I get stupid high but lil oxygen loss to brain definitely happened. Couldn't walk for about 5 minutes so I crawled to living room and swore i saw like a little dragon floating over my friends head but they said it was on the tv? idk. We all started laughing super hard then they started throwing ping pong balls at me..I had an anxiety attack started losing my vision and started crying hehe

It was a night much like tonight that I had an ambition to see 'MrFrance' against all the threads n the tnt room - was proper mashed

cody2689 said:

Roughly 2 months after i started, I Smoked an entire bowl of headband and was forced to ghost hit it everytime by my acehole roommate! So not only did I get stupid high but lil oxygen loss to brain definitely happened. Couldn't walk for about 5 minutes so I crawled to living room and swore i saw like a little dragon floating over my friends head but they said it was on the tv? idk. We all started laughing super hard then they started throwing ping pong balls at me..I had an anxiety attack started losing my vision and started crying hehe

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lol, this post brought me much joy.

I'm not entirely sure lol if I were tog guess I'd say at my buddies 17th birthday party a few years ago, he bought a hole two ounces with the intent on smoking it all that night. We all hung out in his new apartment and smoked the entire thing, only 4 of us too(including me). There was a couple grams left for the morning. But jesus. We bought 15 white owl cigars and the people that we bought them from at the gas station looked at us like ....D:...

We had all of us rolling blunts, I had two blunts to myself not to mention the ones being passed around, we could all fill up a bowl whenever we pleased from the community zips on the coffee table.. We watched adult swim, then went on a walk in the woods.

It was kind of funny too because back then I was just as young and my friends mom decided to come in for his birthday for awhile, and I had been notorious for tripping absolute balls at his house and annoying the piss out of his mom. I was on 13oz of delsym(which is a FUCKLOAD) and I remember going on a 5 hour search party for my sock with my other friend who was tripping(we were so mad we couldnt find it). She fed me fish sticks to calm me down, and I grabbed her collar of her shirt and said between my teeth, 'are you trying to poison me?'. So she tried to stop me from doing this, now during his get together, I was staying away from it and definitely wasnt on it at the time

And she asked me 'are you tripping?', I answered 'NOOOooooooOOooOOOOOoOoooO...' and she didn't believe me, she kept asking me like 'what are you thinking about right now', and Id go off into saying the most ate up thing I could possible think of while laughing obnoxiously. Something like 'a mouse that doesnt have a home and needs a dollar from your wallet foundation'

His birthday party was very fun though, Ive never smoked that much, and I hardly smoked back then, it was the age right before all of us became weed lords of our school xD

Ever since then I dont really get as high anymore unless I take a break obviously

Lmao!!!! Are you trying to poison me. Ha!

lol the more i read this thread and think about it the more i realise i have hundreds of these stories to share. most are from my younger days though.