Let the War Begin!

Puna Bud

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As a guerilla farmer of over 30 years I have had to come up with different ideas to stay one step ahead of "Rip Offs", and "choppers"(Op. Green Harvest).
Now the majority of those thirty odd years was between Maui & Oahu. I have now taken my operation to the Big Island(Puna District). Even though the 'County Council',has voted down excepting new funding from the DEA to fly the choppers. They still seem to fly at least three to four days a week!
But my personal war is not about these choppers that are constantly driving me nuts. My was is against "Rip Offs"!! Big ole burly four legged black "Rip Offs"! I'm talking pigs here gang!

As a guerilla farmer, this is just one of the many challenges that faces us. I grow my crops in grow bags so I can easily move my stuff around. But lately a group of 5 pigs have decided to make camp in and around my property! Because of federal seizure laws, I grow right outside my property boundries. So I have to be selected about time I go and check my plants. So the past two weeks or so, the pigs have been causing trouble. Knocking over some of my plants with their snouts. Two of these pigs are ranging in the 150 to 200 pound range,and yesterday I came face to face with one of them trying to hide in the bush! Thank God I had one of my dogs(70 pd. Pit Bull) with me. My dog went into the shrub chasing it for about five minutes.
For any of you who have been to Hawaii(Honolulu) on vacation. My life on the Big Island is completely different than living on Oahu in and around Honolulu. I live in rural Hawaii. Puna has long been considered the 'Wild, wild west.' No street lights, no paved rounds in my subdivision, tc.etc, You hardly ever see cops around these parts. It's ideal for growing operations, and that's probably why choppers are constantly flying!!!
So today I will start the long process of setting up "pig traps". I really don't wanna kill these four legged bastards. I just wanna trap them and then relocate them somewhere else in the jungle. So far the damage to my plants have been minimal at best, but could get worse if not addressed right away! My plants are going into the second week of budding. The last thing I need is some stinky ass four legged beast bull over my girls!!!!
 

gangjababy

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are you going to tranquilize the pig? Picking up a cage with a pissed off 200 pound wild pig will be no easy task. I don't like to kill animals either but it might be your only option, those mother fuckers are mean and tough!
 

Skunk Baxter

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Puna? Shak, brah! We used to be neighbors! I lived in Paradise Park for part of the time I was living in Hawaii. I love Puna, especially Pahoa. Making me homesick, brah.


Even though the 'County Council',has voted down excepting new funding from the DEA to fly the choppers.

No shit? That's fucking good news! Amazing. I never thought I'd live to see the day. Man, I'm moving back tomorrow. Worst thing that ever happened to that island was that damned eradication program. Before that, nobody gave a rat's ass who was growing what in their backyard. Then the feds started waving all that money around under the police department's noses, and the next thing you know, they couldn't afford not to care. Glad to hear sanity is making a comeback.

But the pigs... I'm sorry, man, but I don't think livetrapping them is going to work. I think your options are pretty much A) kill them or B) put up with them. What is your plan? What kind of traps do you have in mind? Those fuckers are utterly ferocious when they're pissed, and being locked inside of some sort of trap would tend to move them a little bit toward the "pissed" end of the emotional spectrum.
 

TLR

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Is it illegal to kill them? Cause if it's not - I'd say do it. And hell, if you know how to skin, gut, etc, why not eat em? As long as they don't have diseases, of course =P

Maybe just kill one and hang it somewhere for the other pigs to see so they know you mean business? Just a thought. Good luck!
 

intensive

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hey, i got 2 pits, there like mans best friend x2 haha.

man, i kno your having trouble but i wish i could live in a place like you. hey, this just popped in my head but pig roasts are freaking good, kill em and freeze em till your hungry!
 

Iquios

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I thought by "pigs" you were referring to cops.

Get some kind of dog whistle and find a way to make it work continuously.
 

Puna Bud

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I was actually gonna use a "Hawaiian Sling"(three prong used for diving in Hawaii) if all else fails. But I can trap pigs here! Normally they move around in packs. With a Bull(Alpha Male) being the leader. He will move the other pigs to the side and eat first. In the past I'd lay out "pig slop" that is drenched in Budwiser. When the pigs smell the slop they come a running, and as always the Bull will be the first to eat, and eat his fair share he will too! I will do this for several days. While doing this I will be feed them regularly at the same time each morning. The day I'm ready to catch the bull, the slop will be replaced with Vodka. I have done this method several times with success. So this time should be no different!?
Once drunk and the Bull is secured, I will drive him off to a distant location and set him free..
 

Puna Bud

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Puna? Shak, brah! We used to be neighbors! I lived in Paradise Park for part of the time I was living in Hawaii. I love Puna, especially Pahoa. Making me homesick, brah.





No shit? That's fucking good news! Amazing. I never thought I'd live to see the day. Man, I'm moving back tomorrow. Worst thing that ever happened to that island was that damned eradication program. Before that, nobody gave a rat's ass who was growing what in their backyard. Then the feds started waving all that money around under the police department's noses, and the next thing you know, they couldn't afford not to care. Glad to hear sanity is making a comeback.

But the pigs... I'm sorry, man, but I don't think livetrapping them is going to work. I think your options are pretty much A) kill them or B) put up with them. What is your plan? What kind of traps do you have in mind? Those fuckers are utterly ferocious when they're pissed, and being locked inside of some sort of trap would tend to move them a little bit toward the "pissed" end of the emotional spectrum.
Skunk Baxter, let me update you with regard to Hawaii. Unfortunately, my neighbor informed me that in fact the Hawaii County Council has excepted funding from DEA recently instead of a possible war against the feds. Living in paradise, and being surrounded by assholes.... go figure? I guess anal retentive jerks love paradise too?

this is what we deal with here!
Scare tactics used for pot eradication - Journal - News and commentary from Puna, Hawaii

Yo dude, Hawaiian Paradise Park is where I live!!!! When you were here where did you live? I'm down near to ocean!
 

ruffhauser

Active Member
I will come remove one of them for you bra, I will eat him to. But yeah I like a good pig cook. Getting them drunk sounds like a damn good idea, I know that when I get drunk I fight like peter mckneely, but i sure do get pissed easy. And that sucks about the FEDs.
 

Puna Bud

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hell, I decided I'd just go sit out there with them and wait for the right moment to shoot them. So I don't arouse the surrounding neighborhood. So instead of using my HK, I have decided to go native. I busted out my old crossbow, that I bought 25 year ago in Hana Maui at Hasegawa General Store. I roll up a couple a "phattys" :joint: and wait for those four legged bitches!:twisted:

 

xxgmrxx

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Just make sure when you shoot it you kill it. last thing you want to do is just wound it and let it get away, but for sure cook that sonna bitch up might as well not waste
 
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