Let The Battle Begin.

I put a jug of antifreeze into the freezer.
cheers 'neer

lol why?

it won't freeze or do anything interesting. it will just mock you in its liquid state.

On a dull day, I like to take an antidepressant and a depressant, find a nice easy chair, close my eyes ... and feel them duking it out.
cheers 'neer

lol, now thats an exercise in futility if ive ever herd one.

I spilled a whole bottle of antibiotic on a stack of LIFE magazines once. The reaction was immediate and spectacular. Sorry about the house, Greg.

The other day I drove by one of those places with a huge sign SELF STORAGE. I went into the office and asked "OK, how much to store myself?" Lady at the counter looked at me like she was an iguana and I was a bug missing the tasty parts.
cheers 'neer

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cannabineer said:

The other day I drove by one of those places with a huge sign SELF STORAGE. I went into the office and asked "OK, how much to store myself?" Lady at the counter looked at me like she was an iguana and I was a bug missing the tasty parts.
cheers 'neer

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lol, thats hilarious man

I have found a mare's nest, and I'm laughing at the eggs.

So then if Michael Jackson had a clone made of himself, raised it to the physical age of ten, for purposes of molestation ... would he simply be playing with himself?
cn

cannabineer said:

I put a jug of antifreeze into the freezer.
cheers 'neer

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...does your car smell like it's making you a coffee?

My career as a stand-up comedian was short and undistinguished. I blame the wheelchair. cn

cannabineer said:

So then if Michael Jackson had a clone made of himself, raised it to the physical age of ten, for purposes of molestation ... would he simply be playing with himself?
cn

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I was gonna ask if you were micheal jackson. But then I realized you were still posting.

I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier today. I am locking them into a sealed room. May the best machine win. cn

So if I were found guilty of manslaughter ... do you think they'd let me keep the choicer cuts? cn

Do cats who live in the reactor room have eighteen half-lives? cn

one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother, a deaf police man heard the noise, came over and arrested the two dead boys, if you dont believe this story is true, ask the blind man he saw it too.

Im ate all my vegetables...were do i store the wheelchairs?

Dizzle Frost said:

Im ate all my vegetables...were do i store the wheelchairs?

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†L† your a sick man...a sick sick man...