Last thing you found

Skuxx said:

I found a towel in my closet earlier that I used to clean up puke from when I was extremely drunk about a month ago

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Uh, that's not puke...

A tampon behind my bed, 2 deer skulls, 10lb puff mushroom, lost 12 gauge waterproof shells in my truck...

I started at the back end and left the business end till last. I finally got it out, just needed trim the loops off where it had crawled through the holes. Then it struck out. Not its fault, it was already scared, angry, confused and in pain. Perfectly normal. Flight is its preferred response. It did that next. Right the fuck back into the netting! Holy shit, here we go again.

This time I really slowed down and made measured, controlled movements and was able to get it behind it's head. I stretched it out in the yard, and started carefully removing loops of netting with a small pair of scissors. One loop at a time, like a frigging surgeon, ha! Soon, I could feel it relax and it just laid all stretched out without moving a muscle except I could feel it relax. I relaxed my grip too (not too much), and about an hour later she was free. No lacerations at all.

Sorry for the shitty phone pics, I couldn't get a better camera from the house, too busy. She/he? is about 6' long. Nothing really for scale except the bricks, they're about 4" tall, and her body is about half way visible in that picture.

..BULLIT.. said:

a chick stole my heart once.....i'll post again when i find it

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i found it

The Outdoorsman said:

A tampon behind my bed, 2 deer skulls, 10lb puff mushroom, lost 12 gauge waterproof shells in my truck...

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holy shit a 10 pound puff mushroom? did you get a pic of that beast?

Skuxx said:

holy shit a 10 pound puff mushroom? did you get a pic of that beast?

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Yes but's on a phone I no longer use.
Guess I'm full of shit until I can prove it...
Look it up yourself it does happen though.

The Outdoorsman said:

Yes but's on a phone I no longer use.
Guess I'm full of shit until I can prove it...
Look it up yourself it does happen though.

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I did look em up. It's a different kind of mushroom than what I thought

Diabolical666 said:

I found jesus






Then I took him and bought him a case of natty ice and he mowed my yard. Nice feller

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You should have let him come inside of you. Best thing I every did. 3 times in one night, it was amazing. Everybody needs to let Jesus to come inside of them at least once.

I found a penny on the sidewalk.

I found my cat on my pillow at 7am. He thinks it's his bed too. Fucker!

When I was in high school I found a 6 pack of Malt Duck, some weed and a
half burned joint with roach clip still attached in the case from the malt duck
by the side of the road.

Burned all the weed but left the 6 pack and clip in the garage,
where my mother found it.

Got grounded for months.

Dyna Ryda said:

You should have let him come inside of you. Best thing I every did. 3 times in one night, it was amazing. Everybody needs to let Jesus to come inside of them at least once.

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One Time I came inside jesus!!

my gf slipped and fell in bed and found my dingaling in her butt last night . i dug a septic line last month and found a chunk of exploded cannon ball from the civilwar . i find miniballs and such a couple a times a yr .

i find ole rusted tools under houses , i found a dildo under a bathroom sink once .i got a dui back in 95 and the cops did not find my sack of weed in the backseat floorboard .

I am not.lucky enough to find anything or dont pay much attention to look for things so be able to find things. Oh well life goes on

Got home from the last bike night of the season @ Gibraltar Trade Center and go to pull out my keys . . . FUCK ! No keys , car , truck , bike , house & garage . I put them on the seat of my bike to put my chaps on forgot they were there and rode off 10 miles home .
Ridin' back I'm thinking' I'm never gonna find 'em . There musta been 2500+ bikes . They weren't where I parked so I retraced my steps and I found them right near the entrance to I-94 from North River Road . I have been blessed by Jah this evening .

I lap dropped a bag at a gas station in a college town. we went back to my friends house party, no bag. quarter of fire, gone. searched the car, pockets, trunk etc. hour later we went back to the gas station, and there it was. just laying 10 from the enterance and exit. quick drive by and snagged it. must have been a hundred college kids in and out getting beer.

I found a teenage girls cellphone in the dirt in a wash I was walking down while drinking a forty, I had a charger that fit it and charged it up, after reviewing the pictures and videos I decided she didnt like to get naked and take pictures... and I was not sure I would like to see her naked, so I called the number that said papa` and gave it back.

I don't tend to find much actual stuff sadly, though I do have a great eye for coins/money and little baggies on the floor.

Best money last month was £20 ($25) note on pavement near a town centre market stall on busy Saturday with dozens of people standing next to it totally oblivious!

Best drugs ever (or biggest as such, since weed is obviously best!) was finding an eightball of crack in clear baggie while walking past entrance to local gay club!

And at festivals I'm in my element - always find loadsa drugs - mainly pills & powders tho, not so much weed rather strangely and sadly!

i found out that one of my good friends was gay and never new it???? lolz found out another was a Paster! found dog shit in the laundry room the other day and found a bird terd in my fucken nug the bird been taking shits on my buds outside their under an olive tree?? i found the gee spot its a hang out!!!! i have found alot of change in the dryer..