lukey boii
Active Member
1. Q: What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it over and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
2. Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly
3. Q: What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
Stoner Prayer
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackheads thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed wont burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronis blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and Ill promise then
Never to leave BC again
A: The drunk guy runs it over and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
2. Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly
3. Q: What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
Stoner PrayerNow I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackheads thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed wont burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronis blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and Ill promise then
Never to leave BC again