Joint falls out of attorney's pocket in court

Geez, how much of a pothead must you be to, A) forget you have a joint in your pocket when you go into court or, B) Intentionally bring a joint to court


http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/03/14203537-marijuana-joint-falls-out-of-assistant-city-attorneys-pocket-in-court?lite

Who's willing to bet the joint never makes it into the evidence room and is quote, unquote destroyed.
And he's wife's reaction is so typical of a politician.
Hope his couch is confy.

High justice. cn

Should have used his ninja skills, picked it up, said it was a rollie cigarette, and if they tried to ask what it was any further than that remind them that he's attorney and actually knows the law so their intimidation tactics won't work (even though most use their legal assistants to do all the hard work, and actually don't know as much as they should off the top of their heads).
Seeing as how that's not the way it went, and I'm not certain it would work anyway, I hope he has some balls and tells his wife to shut her mouth. "I hope he gets help" my ass.

In this instance I truly hope that lady justice isn't blindfolded

HAHA. If he is even a remotely decent attorney it should be no big deal for him.

I was gonna file a motion, but then I got high. I was gonna review your case, but then I got high. Now you're going to prison and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiigh.

[video=youtube;85vLL63QNsY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85vLL63QNsY[/video]

I had to go testify once with another guy from work. He had a friend with him and when we entered courthouse security, his friend set off the metal detector. The sheriff's deputies asked if he had anything in his pocket and he pulled out a pipe and small sack. After laughing at him, I said "I don't know him" and kept walking. My coworker did the same. They let him go outside and put it in his car. How fookin dumb can people be? How do you not know you are carryin? If I have a seed on me, I act like I am carrying top secret plans to the white house. great find on the story. We need more like it that demonstrate people from all walks of life smoke weed.

i wonder if he'll represent himself. plead insanity maybe

Weedasaurus said:

i wonder if he'll represent himself. plead insanity maybe

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"How does the defendant plead?"






















































... "Whut?"
cn

lol, uhhhh.
excuse me while i whip this out.

cannabineer said:

"How does the defendant plead?"























































... "Whut?"
cn

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Is 'stupid' a legitimate plea?

imchucky666 said:

Is 'stupid' a legitimate plea?

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These folks think so! cn

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/8392224-i-plead-stupid-your-honour

If I have joint in my pocket ,you'll smell me coming......he must get shitty weed.