anotherchance
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YouTube - why was Jesus a magic mushroom? this good stuff
jesus was/is a mushroom
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bobharvey
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Read the Sacred Mushroom and the Cross. In my opinion, Jesus was a real guy. He was not the savior of the human race and he won't be coming back. All he did was tell the Truth. And he probably did mushrooms and or smoked weed.
Certain people with power distorted everything and hence we have Christianity instead of Truth Seeking which was what Jesus intended everyone to do in the first place.
Certain people with power distorted everything and hence we have Christianity instead of Truth Seeking which was what Jesus intended everyone to do in the first place.
anotherchance
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i doubt the person existed myself or else there would be some trace like a signature of something but there isnt from what i know
Microdizzey
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Apparently they found the cloth we wore in his grave.
anotherchance
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ya well did he have his name on the underwear or what? lolol
MountainSmoker
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The Shroud of Turn, as it's called, is a fake. It was time dated, and was made several hundred years after Jesus walked the earth, if he really did.
Everyone musta been usin mushrooms at the time to believe Jesus could do all that shit. Walk on water, water into wine, ressurection. lol
anotherchance
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the virgin birth bit was because the spores are microscopic. the sacred mushroom and the cross is pretty dry reading but well worth it
dan-o-tronic
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I remember hearing that in the old times when they would make rye bread, they didnt know that a hallucinatory fungi would grow in it. and when the vikings came, they ate that rye bread with the shrooms, and thats how legends like "Beowulf" came about...
anotherchance
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cool - hollywood would portray the vikings boozers but they were drinking mushroom tea. ya cant fight on booze but you can on shrooms
Microdizzey
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The gateway to enlightenment!!
anotherchance
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try this Jesus as Mushroom - TIME - or google "jesus was a mushroom"
ElBarto
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'e woz born in Lahndan on the seventeenf of febry, nineteen twenty free.
She's an Essex gal int she?
Yea her accent sends shivers down my spine. Still, pretty interesting stuff about the Sumerians an' all.
anotherchance
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ya she has all the details down, the voice is a little off but what are ya gonna do?
joepro
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It was a political movement.
Jesus isn't a person, he's an idea.
trichopath
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haha. watch this! Zeitgeist - The Movie
anotherchance
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jesus was the sun of god, and god's dick is visible in the sky as the sun, and after it rained heavenly jizzz up popped the little penis of the mushroom and the red one with the white dots was the one that got your attention and it just happened to be the ripper one
Earlytoker
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There should be something if i recall..
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...Something like Jezus waz here --> •
Theres your jesus siggy little man
*but in all respect praise baby jesus i dont wanna burn in hell if its real, NAHWAIMSAYIN?