Janice gets a D in economics from CATO

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2012/07/jan_brewers_most_embarrassing.php

I do NOT think cunt is too strong a term.

She eats scorpions for Breakfast!

I have read that she masturbates daily with a petrified rattlesnake corpse...

Not that there is anything wrong with daily masturbation.