I've managed to get so stoned I forgot what I was going to post about.

Help! I forgot what I was posting about. OH YEAH! I remember now...

I've been toking for 21 years so far. Hows you guys doing?

You tooo?

F**k...

Bahahahhah! That's pretty funny, I often forget what I am talking about mid sentence. Is that bad??

16 years of smoking the ganj here.

well i guess that makes me a newbie with only 6 years under my belt

You may enjoy this

https://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/334942-you-know-youre-stoner-if.html

42 years umuh???

45 yrs and still going

There are gods among men here tonight folks. Great old ones who've been toking 45 sweet years.