I've found the jackpot of women...no seriously..

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Kodank Moment

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First and formost she is gorgeous, with a killer body. No, no pictures perverts.

Anyway I'm chillin waiting for her to come over after the gym and I'm hungry, so I text her the I miss you and I'm starving text. I get an I miss you and I'm almost on my way.

Times goes by and she shows up, but she shows up with a gift. Steak, assassins creed 3 and a dub of some killer pot, all for me. She says I'm gonna play assassins creed while she blows me, uh deal. So that happens, then we start goin at it, naturally. Oddly it lead to anal. Which we've now done 3 times, and she LOVES it. We both get our nuts and she takes a huge rip and tells me to play my game while she makes dinner.

She then cooks one of the best steaks I've ever had, and I cook an amazing steak. She told me it was her dads recipe, oh she didn't cook it. She grilled it. Over open fucking flame. Most women my age, now days, can barely use a stove. Came out perfectly medium rare. Hers was rare, she said that she prefers her meat bloody. Omg...

She can solve a rubics cube in under 2 minutes, writes poetry like me, oh and she plays Xbox, very well, usually naked. She beats me at COD, and I'm no slack. Works 2 jobs, pays her own bills, and did I mention she has an incredible body and face?

She has her cons but I'm not a nit picky douche and they are not really cons as much as quirks.

Oh ya. She likes to eat pussy sometimes, and is absolutely ridiculous in bed.


I'm god damn smitten.
 
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Kodank Moment

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gioua said:
Yeah but can she grow?
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I'm not completely sure, she's definitely smart enough to learn if not. Her dad does, I'm sure he's requested her help. Honestly though, she works 6 days a week and workouts 7 days a week so she doesn't have time.

If she keeps treating me like this though, I'll grow her a god damn jungle. Oh ya! She gave me a full body massage before bed.
 
cheechako

cheechako

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Kodank Moment said:
She has her cons but I'm not a nit picky douche and they are not really cons as much as quirks.
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If her cons are ex-boyfriends, that's probably okay. If her ex-boyfriends are cons, that might raise a little concern. If her boyfriends are ex-cons, I would run now.
 
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gioua

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Kodank Moment said:
I'm not completely sure, she's definitely smart enough to learn if not. Her dad does, I'm sure he's requested her help. Honestly though, she works 6 days a week and workouts 7 days a week so she doesn't have time.

If she keeps treating me like this though, I'll grow her a god damn jungle. Oh ya! She gave me a full body massage before bed.
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you have my blessing!
 
B166ER420

B166ER420

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No matter how perfect she is there is some dude out there who is TIRED OF THAT BITCHES SHIT!...................btw im jealous as hell:eyesmoke:
 
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spandy

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Many start out this way. The trick is finding one who isn't just putting up a front, hiding your eyes from the pyscho inside.

Hope she's the real deal bro.


And it should be a rule here that if you are gonna talk about your woman and you dont post pics, you get banned. :)
 
Perfextionist420

Perfextionist420

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Sounds great I'm jealous, I'm 21 and just discovered online dating the beginning of this summer... I feel like quagmire from that one family guy joke where he discovered Internet porn lol, apparently if you are decent looking and can manage not to come across as an axe murderer there are plenty of girls 18-28 looking to have fun. I went on a spree of random short term conquests and have come to the conclusion if I'm willing to put in work I can get laid pretty much whenever I want, I actually have a few girls depending if I'm in philly or at my buddies in nyc or jersey, the best part is these girls aren't expecting exclusivity they just want to have some fun so after much mulling it over in my head I've come to the conclusion I'm not doing anything wrong since they aren't expecting me to be exclusive. Anyway after putting 12 notches in my belt in the last few months I've had a chance to make some observations

Getting laid is better than not getting laid

Having an actual connection with someone is much harder to do, sure we can all smile and go through the motions until they take their pants off

This is human alchemy, attraction can't be forced it is totally uncontrollable and im jealous not of your girl but of the feeling you have. It's been so long since I have had a girl that I want to be around, to spend time with, who gets me and knows who-what I am and what I do and doesn't care or judge, who is intelligent and shares the same opinions and expressions, I miss being able to communicate without talking to simply be in someone's presence and both of us know and understand each other.

I don't know if it's that I'm a bit older (lol still pretty young) or where I live or maybe I've been through too much and I'm too fucked up but I haven't had that feeling in so long, I'd give a lot right now just to be excited about a girl again like that but that's the irony it can't be bought, enjoy it man its one if the best feelings
 
puffntuff

puffntuff

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I'm with you kodank I got myself a keeper too! Cooks cleans loves sucking dick and playing cod!!! Super sexy and a freak in the sheets. Loves for me to talk dirty to her and begs for the money shot!! She picked out the beans for my newest grow (GDP x c99)
 
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ExtremeMetal43

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Ya man give that a month...seriously theyre all grate in the beginning then things get real. Dont move in with her youl never have steak again and youl have to feel guilty to play the xbox.
 
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