It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

Dude Im tellin ya that spam musubi is the shit...even though spam is disgusting they keep it hella fancy with their spam...hahaha.

this thread is an all in one!!!

valentines to fuck valentines to stopsnitchin whiny ass to spam and spam burgers to spam musubi and im sure i missed some other shit!

I want some fried spam on toast with some cheddar cheese melted on top with some lettus and tomato and mayo... some salt and vinigar chips on the side...

lol we are just board late at night...

FaCultGen said:

I want some fried spam on toast with some cheddar cheese melted on top with some lettus and tomato and mayo... some salt and vinigar chips on the side...

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MMmm that actually does sound good. Too bad I havent had spam om my house for years!!!

Lol i spent my vday with my girl

then afterwards chilled with a really close freind of mine

it was his first dvay in ten years without someone damn he was depressed

so i guess i got best of both worlds ^^

lol you ass hole....


just kidding, i think we are over the V-day blues... WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SPAM NOW!!!

lol

-Cult

jamiemichelle said:

and you forgot to leave out that all the skin on his penis would be chafing off... ugh...

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Hahahahaha no doubt. Plus I'm pretty sure it's impossible to bust 27 nuts in two days. LMAO funny shit

iblazethatkush said:

Hahahahaha no doubt. Plus I'm pretty sure it's impossible to bust 27 nuts in two days. LMAO funny shit

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Im not sure it can be done in a week.

mastakoosh said:

i fukkin love zeke. it is like he has e.s.p when it comes to sex talk on here(kayasgarden already said this). no matter what thread is talkin bout sex, here comes zeke with his little hench-men lol

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No doubt, it's like clockwork

StopFckinSnitchin said:

27 times in 2 days god I love valentines day lol

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Translation: I masturbated three times and then passed out

Oh shit. Have you guys seen this yet YouTube - You're not the father LMFAO

YouTube - you are not the father party like a rock star I've never seen someone so happy

YouTube - Maury: Not the Father LAWL! OH there's more. fucking awesome

i love you zeke if he got laid 27 times he would be like fuck you guys i got it and thats all i care about.................... you guys know he is probably cryin in a corner by the sounds......fuck you flamers

heheh i got laid..LOL

Translation: I masturbated three times and then passed out[/quote]


ROFL


i bet he checks in today to see we are still ripping on his silly ass for lying through his teeth...lol

Id say at least lie about something believable

lol i could believe 8 times a day... but not 2 days in a row... i'd say i set my own record at 5 times in a day (with a 6th that never finished do to exaustion)...

iblazethatkush said:

YouTube - Maury: Not the Father LAWL! OH there's more. fucking awesome

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hahaha these shows crack me up. i watched one that had 15 men tested and none of them was the father.

lol 15 men... wtf is wrong with some people... how do you fuck so many people in such a small period of time and not get aids or herps or sifilous!?!?!?!