It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

kayasgarden said:

well i am a woman but im married with children...............still love woman

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You sound like my wife(no crudeness intrended),she is also bi,very bi infact,she's had the same girlfriend now for over 10 years & im cool with it.

kayasgarden said:

maybe the problem is i do all the work myself

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kayasgarden said:

I said its alot of work if you do it right

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Ah I see. You sound freaky tho so you were probably have high standards. Go find a stripper you and your husband both like and bring her home...Or maybe that might backfire? Don't listen to me please.

eeeeewwwww we have slept with other woman but im a country girl and i think strippers are sexy, or clean for the most part. I dont even like girls that wear alot of make up and such. Unfortunatly for the hubby our friend is a straight up lezbian so it was not much fun for him. hubby and girlfriend, wow i wish i had time for that!!!!!!!!!!

kayasgarden said:

hubby and girlfriend, wow i wish i had time for that!!!!!!!!!!

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LoL I like your style Does your hubby get jealous when you bang chicks?

a little but i do wish it could be more fun for him. Then after i get ten pumps outta him i still have a lady to play with. He says he misses her cause i was horney all the time

the best he can muster is 10 pumps...?

you need to tell him read up on some shit or something... because 10 pumps is not ever enough... lol you need to tell him to go wack off an hour before sex so he can do ya a little better...

lol i just wanted to chime in here... i was also all alone on V day... the gf and aint gettin along so well anymore... after 3 years and 30-40 pounds with no vagina for the last 4 months... i'm about to blow my brains out...i wish she would blow my brains out lol... she went to this gay dudes B-Day party in a place a couple hours away for the night so i just drank myself to sleep...

Happy V day

-Cult

kayasgarden said:

a little but i do wish it could be more fun for him. Then after i get ten pumps outta him i still have a lady to play with. He says he misses her cause i was horney all the time

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Hahahah 10 pumps....story of my sex life when I have one....lol lol lol....hahaha.

sorry to hear that, and i am blowing it out of perportion a little bit ..........but yea he has issues We still have good sex its not that big of a deal just a topic that came up so i was just chiming in!

by the way that avatar makes me want to vomit

My girl is on the rag .. So no lovins for me for V day..I'll get it in a few days and just double pump to make up for the days missed ..

iblazethatkush said:

LMAO Haha that's hella funny. So did u put in work then MK

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well my friend.......i didn't, lol. i did however get baked and eat most of the gourmet chocolate i bought her haha. man i havent had chocolate that good in years. i didn't put in work but tonight is the night. i got my suit ready and we are gonna get buck.

kayasgarden said:

sorry to hear that, and i am blowing it out of perportion a little bit ..........but yea he has issues We still have good sex its not that big of a deal just a topic that came up so i was just chiming in!

by the way that avatar makes me want to vomit

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my wife's still here. hairy dudes freak me out though. actually naked dudes freak me out.

hhhahahahhhahahhahahhah i was laughin so hard me three year old came over and wanted to know what was so funny!!!! that is the best ever and they look so real

hehehehe

yea i hear ya if i was a guy i bet they would freak me out too the wife is pretty cute i have to say O yea i only saw one part of her

imagine that can you tell when we are talkin dirty here zeke

So as a liker of woman kaya, which do you prefer.....eating poon or nibbling on titty? or licking taint

or do you like strap ons

kayasgarden said:

hhhahahahhhahahhahahhah i was laughin so hard me three year old came over and wanted to know what was so funny!!!! that is the best ever and they look so real

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you like my suit?

Hear hear for getting laid on valentines day.

i love the suit, i want to make one That is the best i have ever seen im not joking along with that avatar that i love and hate

zeke to be honest im not sure if i have a favorite