Is Oscar going to like jail?

Is Oscar going to cry like a girl when he meets his Bubba who fucks him because he mistakes him for a sexy girl? If you don't know who Oscar is he is a guy with no legs who can run fast with robotic legs and shot his nice girlfriend about 12 times because she decided to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and woke him up or something

I wonder if he gets to keep his robot legs in jail? He could have a snake hidden in his robot legs. Or many snakes.

or his gun collection. I don't think they have x rays machines in Zimbabwe yet. is that racist?

Oscar Premeditated is innocent I tell you

5 years for murder.....he is almost as lucky as Scott Bakula

he will be going back to his blood soaked palatial mansion in ten months but he will need some surgery for the prolapse

MASTERofTHEgrowers said:

shot his nice girlfriend about 12 times because she decided to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and woke him up or something

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for real though, who the fuck does that.

TripleMindedGee5150 said:

for real though, who the fuck does that.

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insomnia is a bitch

I never know anything that's going on. Sounds like the news is entertaining though.

"IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW " damn

MASTERofTHEgrowers said:

or his gun collection. I don't think they have x rays machines in Zimbabwe yet. is that racist?

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Uh..yeah its racist.

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packetloss314 said:

Uh..yeah its racist.

All comments and pictures posted by the entity known as packetloss314 are completely fiction and at times outright lies. All content was copied from the internet and all statements are from the mind of a lunatic

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how an I sposed to believe you? it says all your comments are complete fiction and lies. Also I have doing some more research and a black (African American PC) has threatened to kill Mr Prestorius so not only will he became a "wifey" what they call their sex slave he will be killed shortly so mark my words.

I am a notorious teller of tales. Just ask my buddy Sasquatch. He's a riot.

All comments and pictures posted by the entity known as packetloss314 are completely fiction and at times outright lies. All content was copied from the internet and all statements are from the mind of a lunatic

is that another member here?

Commander Strax said:

5 years for murder.....he is almost as lucky as Scott Bakula

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lol nah he was in texas .......

Received texts from girlfriend expressing her being afraid of him.

Neighbors hears fighting before shooting.

Shoots 4 times through a bathroom door...

Total accident..,

I can't believe they let him...Walk

Don't worry, he'll be on his knees in prison in no time….oh wait….

Hookabelly said:

Don't worry, he'll be on his knees in prison in no time….oh wait….

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He will be trading in his medal, for an anus the size of one...

Poor little tink tink