Is it even possible to clear my system?

Hey guys, this ISNT actually happening, but i'm just wondering. I smoke around 8 bowls a day, fat bowls.
So if i had a drug test, say, a week from now. Would it even be possible to flush? or would i just grab a friends piss?

I highly doubt it. Sorry. There must be other ways around it....borrow someones pee? never had to take a test before. Or maybe there is some kind of cleansing agent you could get. They have all kinds of stuff that cleanses your bowels and other systems...haha, I'm sure there must be a way.

Hello, try potable aqua tablets. Check out the camping section at Wal Mart.
You want the single bottle, not the package that has 2 you have to mix.
I just put a couple in a quart of gatorade, let them dissolve & drink it.
I would STOP smokin now, and drink about a quart a day for about 4 days
before the piss test.
A few years back I was all a mess & was smokin, snortin, and I don't know what all & I drank about 3 quarts that night and another quart on the way to the clinic and I passed. They did send it on for further analysis but it came back ok & I got hired.
Hope that helps.