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I'm Trying To Get Married, Do You Like Making Love At Midnight?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by beardo, Oct 27, 2011.

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    beardo

    beardo Well-Known Member

    I was tired of my lady
    We'd been together too long
    Like a worn-out recording
    Of a favorite song
    So while she lay there sleepin
    I read the paper in bed
    And in the personal columns
    There was this letter I read:
    If you like pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape
    I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kinda mean
    But me and my old lady
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad
    Yes I like pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O'Malleys
    Where we'll plan our escape
    So I waited with high hopes
    And she walked in the place
    I knew her smile in an instant
    I knew the curve of her face
    It was my own lovely lady
    And she said, oh it's you
    Then we laughed for a moment
    And I said, I never knew
    That you liked pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    And the feel of the ocean
    And the taste of the champagne
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    You're the lady I've looked for
    Come with me and escape
    If you like pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the summer cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape
    Yes I like pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O'Malleys
    Where we'll plan our escape...
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    fdd2blk

    fdd2blk POW Staff Member

    [video=youtube;_6EYgOXEYfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6EYgOXEYfk[/video]
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    beardo

    beardo Well-Known Member

    That was good, hadn't heard it before.
    [youtube]eiiU-Fky18s[/youtube]
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    fdd2blk

    fdd2blk POW Staff Member

    i found the lyrics. ;)


    I got a story to tell Check check
    Crazy glue, make sure you get it in the cracks and crevices
    To put me back together is Not an easy task, but it's not like I asked you to do it
    It was your choice the whole time, you knew it
    So you're here to build me back up?
    Start with the legs and work your way up
    Used to usin' to run so please pay extra attention
    When you piece the flesh back together section-by-section
    "There'll be some slight bruising."
    Yeah, I figured that much, wow they both look great
    "Yeah but don't try to stand up, just relax."
    O.K., I can handle that,
    Thank you so much for this, how could I ever pay you back?
    Movin' on to the hips, strap 'em in place
    Wrap the skin around, find my dick, attach it at the base
    Put my balls on, yup right there
    Before it was shattered it was way bigger I swear
    Wow, this is awesome. This is... super fat, awesome

    Father, are you speakin' to me?
    Every little cunt that I fall in love with,
    She ends up breakin' me
    Put me back together, assemble my brain
    It's my worst enemy
    Look at these people stare, I tremble
    Why do they hate me?

    Get out my stomach! Wow, that feels great
    Like butterflies, this is like fate
    Or destiny that we met
    You might be the best thing that ever happened to me
    And it's a promise I won't forget
    Work up to the chest, yes, perfect
    Strap my neck on, "Here, see if you can turn it"
    Aw, it's a little stiff but nothin' to be concerned with
    You're doin' a wonderful job hunny
    "Well, you deserve it"
    Weary? Why stop now? Make sure my back's in order
    Focus on the shoulder blades 'cause they tend to get sore
    from all the punchin' and kickin' I do
    "Why do you do that?"
    'Cause hip-hop kicks my ass and I try to kick it back
    It's awesome, I can't wait for you to see it and believe it
    'Cause I know I can do it with the best of 'em
    "Well, we'll see about that"
    Aw, shit, she's just like the rest of 'em
    Aw, yeah, and when the butterflies turn into butcher knives

    Father, are you speakin' to me?
    Every little cunt that I fall in love with,
    She ends up breakin' me
    Put me back together, assemble my brain
    It's my worst enemy
    Look at these people stare, I tremble
    Why do they hate me?
    Check check

    I'ma try to disregard that last comment
    'Cause this is the most crucial part of my reinstallment
    My mind, see it's not just placin' my brain in
    My memories are scattered on the floor in the basement
    Oh, see that one? It was seventh grade her name was Meagan
    I fell in love for the first time, and I changed
    And I learned a lot at a young age
    Like how to deal with real pain
    Adults, they didn't care, my friends thought I was so lame
    "Hm, that's funny"
    Well, put it in
    "I don't know, I mean, do you really need it again?"
    They're my memories
    "Well, we'll make new ones"
    But I don't wanna lose 'em, I mean this is what made me who I am
    "But I built you and I should have a say, don't you agree?"
    No, I'm me and you're you, see?
    Two different people, not one.
    I knew it was only a matter of time before trouble begun
    and the moral of the story is (Get out, bitch)
    Aw, fuck it, Self Destruct

    Father, are you speakin' to me?
    Every little cunt that I fall in love with,
    She ends up breakin' me
    Put me back together, assemble my brain
    It's my worst enemy
    Look at these people stare, I tremble
    Why do they hate me?

    Goodbye, everybody

    Father, are you speakin' to me?
    Every little cunt that I fall in love with,
    She ends up breakin' me
    Put me back together, assemble my brain
    It's my worst enemy
    Look at these people stare, I tremble
    Why do they hate me?

    Bye, everybody

    *The Illuminati is real, and they are watching you, right now.
    They are inside of your television, your telephones. Be careful.
    They are inside your mother, and your father. Be careful.*
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    beardo

    beardo Well-Known Member

    Holy Shit, I'm freaked out now..
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    beardo

    beardo Well-Known Member

    I hate when the fucking T.V. and the Computer and the radio talk to me
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    thegersman

    thegersman Active Member

    better then the wife yapping at you
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    beardo

    beardo Well-Known Member

    [youtube]hTuPbJLqFKI[/youtube]
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    potpimp

    potpimp Sector 5 Moderator

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