Im sorry for this.... But.....

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
See dude, Im glad me and my wife have a great relationship, Im all about giving and sharing....Dont allow her to be the big fish in a small pond....there are plenty more women out there........And just remember there are many beautiful women out there that some guy is tired of fucking and needs a dick...trust me

I compare sex to ice cream in ways....You will always have a favorite flavor, but who wants the same flavor all the time? Moral of story....

Fuck it.....it will get better.:peace:
 

DMG3528

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Two things I agree with FDD, put it in her butt before the "fuck off speech".
Next thing and the only thing that actually popped into my head.( people come and go, Sometimes for their reasons, Sometimes for our's) You cant control what go's on in another state anymore than you can control someone right next to you. Your paths have parted, if they meet up again you will know."What go's around will come around"
So the one thing that popped in my little bean was SECURITY!!!!!!! What about the grow? Will she tell? Will she tell him? Will he tell? Get some trash bags ready.
Good luck bro. Just remember the most important females in your life are still in the back room.
So.. There ya go.
MY 2 CENTS.
DMG
GOOD MENDING WILL HELP THE FEELERS
 

AristoRaver

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Im not too worried about her talking about the grow, we talked about her keeping it secrect and she agreed, we pretty much ended on good terms and she has fucked me over enough as it is. Shes not gonna talk about it........ I hope lol.
 

pandabear

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Im not too worried about her talking about the grow, we talked about her keeping it secrect and she agreed, we pretty much ended on good terms and she has fucked me over enough as it is. Shes not gonna talk about it........ I hope lol.
anyway later on you can mention off hand that you quit smoking pot and stuff just make somthing up bealiveabl about why you stopped growing,

better yet kill 2 birds with one stone tell her your new G/F is afraid to have you grow cuz she cares so much about you and you dont have it in you to break her heart and grow cuz she is such a sweet and sensitive gurl:mrgreen:
 

AristoRaver

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anyway later on you can mention off hand that you quit smoking pot and stuff just make somthing up bealiveabl about why you stopped growing,

better yet kill 2 birds with one stone tell her your new G/F is afraid to have you grow cuz she cares so much about you and you dont have it in you to break her heart and grow cuz she is such a sweet and sensitive gurl:mrgreen:
Ooooohhhhh I kinda like that one. Thanks panda! might have to use that :mrgreen:

AR :peace:
 

nongreenthumb

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Ooooohhhhh I kinda like that one. Thanks panda! might have to use that :mrgreen:

AR :peace:
Only trouble with that one is that you could in fact end up pissing her off, if she believes you and then wonders if she made a mistake but then finds out you were lying, she could think that you were only doing it to wind her up. That could make her snitch on you.
 

pandabear

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yea woman are crazy, i got in a fight with my woman one night and so I wouldnt go back in the house and peeled off in my car but I was drunk, the crazy broad called the cops and said that her husband just left and was driving around drunk, during this time I was driving to a parking lot in my nieghborhood to chill drink and be away from her, but i started thinking this crazy woman probably is calling the cops on me so smartly I came home just in case, locked my door and pasted out:mrgreen:

crazy women hell hath no fury,
 

fdd2blk

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yea woman are crazy, i got in a fight with my woman one night and so I wouldnt go back in the house and peeled off in my car but I was drunk, the crazy broad called the cops and said that her husband just left and was driving around drunk, during this time I was driving to a parking lot in my nieghborhood to chill drink and be away from her, but i started thinking this crazy woman probably is calling the cops on me so smartly I came home just in case, locked my door and pasted out:mrgreen:

crazy women hell hath no fury,

wait a minute.......

you were driving drunk
she called the cops
she's crazy?:confused:
 

pandabear

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i was driving drunk but just on my back road:mrgreen: doesnt count:mrgreen:

and she didnt call cuz she was worried she called cuz she was being a super b-itch, man what happend before, that was nuts, I had to get outa there,

first she started knocking down my expensive infinity speakers and tryng to break expensive shit i have, so then I had to grab her to stop her from destroying the house,

well when I restrained her she went nuts, and started trying to beat and slap me in the face, so im like god damn the bitch hath gone completely nuts, she never done anything like that before, I mean she was hysterical so I hold her back after she gets a few face smashes in on me and then I dip to my neighbors house,

so Im at his house everything is cool for about an hour then low and behold her comes insaniac. so i gotta get the drama outa my nieghbors house so I take her outside where she tells me to come home, well I wasnt goin nowwhere with that physco ward so she then proceeded slapping me hysterically like somthing out of a bad movie so I have to hold her back again, i telling you when you gettin slapped up its hard to control yourself so I hoped in my car a peeled out, then she called the cops:mrgreen:

so I had not much of a choice less I wanted to start boxing with me lady:mrgreen: which is not how I operate:blsmoke:
 

pandabear

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PS: wouldnt you know it she was just about to start her period and mixed with alcohol and partying in my house with my degenerate freinds I guess things came to a head:roll:


anyone else got some good getting slapped around by chicks story:mrgreen: I bet there are a million of them.
 

fdd2blk

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i was driving drunk but just on my back road:mrgreen: doesnt count:mrgreen:

and she didnt call cuz she was worried she called cuz she was being a super b-itch, man what happend before, that was nuts, I had to get outa there,

first she started knocking down my expensive infinity speakers and tryng to break expensive shit i have, so then I had to grab her to stop her from destroying the house,

well when I restrained her she went nuts, and started trying to beat and slap me in the face, so im like god damn the bitch hath gone completely nuts, she never done anything like that before, I mean she was hysterical so I hold her back after she gets a few face smashes in on me and then I dip to my neighbors house,

so Im at his house everything is cool for about an hour then low and behold her comes insaniac. so i gotta get the drama outa my nieghbors house so I take her outside where she tells me to come home, well I wasnt goin nowwhere with that physco ward so she then proceeded slapping me hysterically like somthing out of a bad movie so I have to hold her back again, i telling you when you gettin slapped up its hard to control yourself so I hoped in my car a peeled out, then she called the cops:mrgreen:

so I had not much of a choice less I wanted to start boxing with me lady:mrgreen: which is not how I operate:blsmoke:


should have put it in her butt. :hump::mrgreen::peace:
 

kizphilly

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that shit sucks man i just read the whole thread but fuck it i guess it wasnt meant to be i know the shit hurts but it will get better my x girl cheated on me without notice she worked in south philly we lived in north she said she was tired and staying at here moms she did that 2 days in a row then i check my voicemail (she had my cell) and theres a dude on there saying call me babe ill meet u after work the next day i go home to move all my shit out theres a dude on my souch drinking i flipped i whipped that dudes ass then i was getting a lil fucked up and my bro finshed the dude offf lol but to make mmy point sometime fucked up this happen that u just cant control u just gotta move on
 

Dr High

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Thanks everybody, you've given me some good advice and Im definitely gonna get to living. It just sucks lol, im really not looking forward to having to search for decent girls again (seeing as how there quite slim pickins lol). Oh well lifes a bitch, fuck it and move on they say. There will be better I know =)
Thats what im talking about! i met this girkl i havent seen in a LONG time like childhood stone buddies. and you got into it. Made me forget ALL about my Ex. nowi think about her hehehe:mrgreen: cant wait to next friday. happiest man on earth right here:blsmoke:hehe Peace
 
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