If you were my landlord what would u think?

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Cannabis Philsopher

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Regardless of what state you live in Federal Privacy laws prevent a land owner from touching personal property of yours. Any inspections or property management excuses that are used to invade personal property are illegal. You should be able to look up city inspection requirements on the the internet so you will know how long 'licenses' last. My landlord at first was looking for an excuse to come in the house every week but I put a stop to it by educating myself on privacy laws. It stopped, I also learned that in Michigan, inspectioncertificates last 3 years. And since I actually do pay rent, I am technically paying for privacy. If they invade that privacy I have to be able to prove it in court and then for every month my privacy was invaded I was entitled to a full refund for every month it was invaded.

If you only have a few plants in there, I think you should start off by taking the entire thing down just to be safe. But all in all, your landlord is not allowed to touch anything that is yours, even in your presence. But make sure you don't be non-chelante about it if he does try to touch it. some landlords snoop and ask 'what is that'? You can tell them 'none of your business' and they can't get upset.

If you have any questions just pm me.
 
CountGlochula

CountGlochula

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your putting too much thought into this, i got this one boys. stack up some old monitors, vcrs , pc's and shit around it wrap some aluminum foil around your head when he comes over so when he asks what is it you can reply "it's a time machine" and they will never fuck with you again. lol
 
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Gyroscope

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CountGlochula said:
your putting too much thought into this, i got this one boys. stack up some old monitors vcrs , pc's and shit around wrap some aluminum foil around your head when he comes over so when he asks what you can reply "it's a time machine" and they will never fuck with you again. lol
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This is a good one ^^^.
I would also start telling him how the end of times are coming.......
 
DSnutz

DSnutz

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Think pretty much all the best ideas have been offered here... in my experience, having a huge mess is the best way to get people out of your space quick. I'm not talking a stinky mess like old food or anything health hazard-y, just clothes and papers and random 'living' shit all over, so the last thing they wanna do is walk through it and risk stepping on something. I've been present for 4 or 5 of these and my place has been a mess for all but one. That one time when things were clean, they covered a lot more ground. Path of least resistance thing? Usually they just look at you (you should look back kind of embarrassed/apologetic about the mess) and they usually say something like "hey - su casa es su casa!" They're usually just as embarrassed as they imagine you are - play your role! Also, make it look like that thing belongs in the room, and has a function. Wardrobe is your best bet, so put clothes all over and around it, like you dress there every morning in a hurry. As someone else said earlier "hide" it in plain sight.

Usually these inspectors are looking for big and obvious (like structural) problems and/or looking for some specific, usually new, code violations. 2 times ago, they went right for the kitchen and sink light switches and electrical outlets, and made sure the screws were plastic and not metal. All metal screws had to be replaced near water sources. This year it was a new rule that the front door had to shut automatically when left ajar - you now have to prop it open to stay open. That's all the lady really cared about even though the building is close to 100 years old.

As long as the smell is contained, you should be fine.

I'd like to think my landlords wouldn't care so much if they knew what I was up to... they're both really cool guys and probably smoke. Thing is, I'm sure that even if they don't care, they'd rather not know... just in case. So I treat it like I know they WILL care!
 
dopeyG

dopeyG

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Warlock1369 said:
That's fucked up. She don't smoke and your going to let her take the heat. If you Where a man you would hold up for your own. Get that shit out of the house and don't be a pussy. Man up. We take a risk every day for what we think is right. But she isn't on the same page so now you can fuck up her life. Fuck your plants think of her. Or come here and I'll smake the shit out of you and show you what disrespect feels like. Not your place you have no right taking the risk. Be a man and protect your lady get that shit out.
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Excuse me dick. I pay the bills around here. Its only the lease thats in her name because i was away with work. If you would have read thru the entire thread you would have seen the post where i said obviously i would take the blame. The landlord knows where the money comes from and who runs the show around here. Get your facts straight before you go running your mouth
 
dopeyG

dopeyG

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Gyroscope said:
This is a good one ^^^.
I would also start telling him how the end of times are coming.......
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This truly is a good one lol. With 2012 coming and all and martial law. Heh. that would be real good lol. Tell him all about chem trails and other crazy conspiracies. There are actually alot of ppl that are like this. I know a couple. Of course they don't wear tinfoil on his head
 
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