If you want to live forever...
- Thread starter D'sNuts
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Diabolical666
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it gets easier everytime...
the first harvest feels like you are giving birth to your love child
ZaraBeth420
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A man went to his doctor.
Man: Doc, if I give up drinking, could I maybe live to be 100?
Doc: Maybe, depending on how much you drink now.
Man: And doc, if I give up smoking, would that help me live longer?
Doc: Yes, I'd say so.
Man: And doc, what if I give up chasing women all hours of the night? Would that help?
Doc: Well, let's see. You wanna give up drinking, smoking, and chasing women? In that case, just why the hell would you want to live to be 100?
Man: Doc, if I give up drinking, could I maybe live to be 100?
Doc: Maybe, depending on how much you drink now.
Man: And doc, if I give up smoking, would that help me live longer?
Doc: Yes, I'd say so.
Man: And doc, what if I give up chasing women all hours of the night? Would that help?
Doc: Well, let's see. You wanna give up drinking, smoking, and chasing women? In that case, just why the hell would you want to live to be 100?
