If you HAD to change your name (irl) what would it be?

The title says it all.

Id keep my first name and change my last name to Roosevelt. lmao people would be tugging at their forelocks to try and curry my favor

I wouldn't change a thing - an old family name & I like it just the way it is.

Sincerely,
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Has to be a Simpsons name..
Max Powers
Homer J Fong
Chad Sexington
Rock Strongo

Austin Powers

One of these lmao.

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Spuds MacKenzie

fine, I am Guy Pumpit

Lmao call me Troy McLure

I don't think I would change my name... didn't like it much when I was a kid and ppl still mess it up, I mean it is pretty easy to pronounce... but it's my name... My last name I would keep. My grand uncle??? (my grandmothers cousin) was a famous European boxer, one of the best ever. Don't want to give to much info of who he is, but we share the same last name... stay high

i would be Rod Daily.

I would be john dough

actually i think carlos spicywiener is hot!![video=youtube;wdcSxM7XNG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcSxM7XNG4[/video]

Mary jane, or maybe Ophillia, lol i saw the savages yesterday, great movie

Lena Lolita sounds pretty good to me.

Doctor Scum. cn

pissant....

Richard Bee. Dragon

Wait I have an awesome name April Dawn

Big John Auchtermicpishpuddle