If Trump needed a kidney to live, would you donate?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by tangerinegreen555, Apr 12, 2018.

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Will you save Trump's life and donate a kidney?

This poll will close on Apr 12, 2020 at 6:54 PM.
  1. No

    9 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. Fuck No

    14 vote(s)
    51.9%
  3. Are you fucking kidding me

    8 vote(s)
    29.6%
  4. Ask Stormy

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  5. Steal one of Pence's when he's not looking

    5 vote(s)
    18.5%
  6. Trump doesn't pee anyways

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  7. Call Putin, he has 3

    5 vote(s)
    18.5%
  8. Piss on him just like the pee tape

    4 vote(s)
    14.8%
  9. Wait for a sale at Giant Eagle

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1.  
    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    He's not paying for it, you're doing it because you believe it's the right thing to do.

    So does he get a kidney or not?

    (He's getting more jaundiced by the day, make your decision. He's NOT paying for it but maybe he'll remember you later.)
     
  2.  
    Grandpapy

    Grandpapy Well-Known Member

    Soon as I get that healthcare like they do on the hill.
     
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  3.  
    greencropper

    greencropper Well-Known Member

    i believe a Porcine kidney would be quite fitting!
     
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  4.  
    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    option #3 should be changed from the american "are you fucking kidding me?" to the more russian-friendly "you are kidding me ?" to acommodate russian shrimp dick virgins like @chiqifella and @trippnface
     
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  5.  
    Sour Wreck

    Sour Wreck Well-Known Member

    i wouldn't donate a kidney to anyone he has every spoke too, in his entire life, much less him
     
  6.  
    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    if i had a spare kidney and he needed it to live (or anyone in his family or criminal regime) i would feed it to a dog as they watched. a fat dog who wasn't even hungry
     
    dangledo, GroErr, Nugachino and 6 others like this.
  7.  
    Justin-case

    Justin-case Well-Known Member

    I'd give Trump a kidney if he wasn't a secret Muslim.
     
  8.  
    JohnGlennsGarden

    JohnGlennsGarden Well-Known Member

    This made my eyes water. Hilarious.
     
  9.  
    rollitup

    rollitup Forum Admin Staff Member

    Hmmm, I'd give him a kidney ...


    bean.


    :mrgreen:
     
    Nugachino, srh88, Huckster79 and 4 others like this.
  10.  
    Unclebaldrick

    Unclebaldrick Well-Known Member

    In a taco bowl?
     
  11.  
    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    You mean to tell me not one single patriotic republican will offer our esteemed president a red, white and blue American kidney?
    captainamerica.jpeg
    He actually has to go to Russia?
     
  12.  
    Unclebaldrick

    Unclebaldrick Well-Known Member

    Assad can hook him up. Skip the middleman.
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    I'd donate steel to his liver, albeit temporarily
     
  14.  
    trippnface

    trippnface Well-Known Member

    I would donate Hillary's
     
  15.  
    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    You can only donate Russian kidneys.
     
  16.  
    Fogdog

    Fogdog Well-Known Member

    Don't use a nice sword. That liver will ruin it.
     
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  17.  
    Fogdog

    Fogdog Well-Known Member

    He wouldn't reject it either. Completely compatible with his genetics.
     
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  18.  
    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    That's true- blood will oxidize steel very quickly
     
  19.  
    Fogdog

    Fogdog Well-Known Member

    I'd be more concerned with the toxins that collect in the fat around the liver. You might not even be able to strike the liver. The sword will just sizzle and dissolve before it reaches the liver.

    An ice pick to the heart is cheaper and neater.
     
  20.  
    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    I'm a KNIGHT, we don't use churls' weapons
     

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