If Jesus ran for president would Republcans vote for him?

abandonconflict · Sep 25, 2012

Would any of the founders of the nation vote for him?

Would any of them have approved of "one nation under god" or "in god we trust"?

canndo · Sep 25, 2012

I believe they wouldn't have had a problem with the in god we trust thing.

Harrekin · Sep 25, 2012

Jesus was a TOTAL leftie.

cannabineer · Sep 25, 2012

Carne Seca said:
Many are called but few are chosen.

Many are cold, but few are frozen. cn

cannabineer · Sep 25, 2012

Harrekin said:
Jesus was a TOTAL leftie.

I cannot find "means of production" in any concordance. cn

Harrekin · Sep 25, 2012

cannabineer said:
I cannot find "means of production" in any concordance. cn

Let's be honest, if he was a Red Hot Chilli Peppers fan, his favourite song would be "Give it Away".

SirGreenThumb · Sep 25, 2012

[video=youtube;UYZKZfdr3ac]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZKZfdr3ac[/video]

HotShot7414 · Sep 25, 2012

SirGreenThumb said:
[video=youtube;UYZKZfdr3ac]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZKZfdr3ac[/video]

God is one of us how do you think the statefarm agents appear when u call them lol

deprave · Sep 26, 2012

depends, is it black jesus?

thecoolman · Sep 26, 2012

The question should be if Muhammad ran for president would liberal trolls vote for him.Answer..........of course they would there that stupid...LOL

Antidisestablishmentarian · Sep 26, 2012

If Jesus were alive today he would probably be committed for thinking he was gods actual son(not the we are all gods children kind).

I wouldn't vote for him. He sounds a little crazy to me.

If any current politician claimed to be the son of god, was born to a virgin, and claimed to have walked on water, they would get Michelle Bachmanned.

HotShot7414 · Sep 26, 2012

deprave said:
depends, is it black jesus?

Black jesus wouldn't stand a chance

cannabineer · Sep 26, 2012

Antidisestablishmentarian said:
If Jesus were alive today he would probably be committed for thinking he was gods actual son(not the we are all gods children kind).

I wouldn't vote for him. He sounds a little crazy to me.

If any current politician claimed to be the son of god, was born to a virgin, and claimed to have walked on water, they would get Michelle Bachmanned.

... He could hold the convention on the bay. cn

kelly4 · Sep 26, 2012

Who would Jesus be running against, canndo? I'm sure it would matter...for voting purposes.

canndo · Sep 26, 2012

kelly4 said:
Who would Jesus be running against, canndo? I'm sure it would matter...for voting purposes.

Why, Ron Paul of course.

kelly4 · Sep 26, 2012

canndo said:
Why, Ron Paul of course.

Well then, Jesus doesn't stand a prayer... ;-)

Mr Neutron · Sep 26, 2012

canndo said:
If Jesus ran for president would republicans vote for him? Nope... ...

Naw, the republicans wouldn't vote for him, they would just ignore him. The democrats, however, would torture and crucify him for spreading spiritual teachings about God.

lifegoesonbrah · Sep 26, 2012

Jesus would be labeled a terrorist and predator droned.

Grandpapy · Sep 26, 2012

On the platform of Truth and Honesty in Washington??

kelly4 · Sep 26, 2012

I bet you Jesus knows the secret to growing the best weed. Think about it, his dad invented the shit...

Plus, he could mandate that automobiles get 1,000 miles per gallon.
And make money appear to wipe out the debt. If need be he could get the blueprints to weapons only his dad knows about. There would be lots of positives, I guess.

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